Brandon

Word to describe someone incredibly amazing.

This girl i met at the party is so brandon!

by BrandonTheNonabrow September 12, 2022

Brandon

An attempted derogatory term used by FOX NEWS and it's cult followers. It's actual meaning is: A winner; winning the popular vote; winning the electoral college; the winner of the Presidency of the United States of America.

Brandon is our president.

by onecoolpa November 2, 2021

Brandon

Being a badass and not giving a fuck about being badass.

Brandon: I just got the world-record time for a track in The Crew 2
Me: Just pullin' a Brandon over there, are ya?

by MewForce January 30, 2023

BRANDON

A bitch ass nigga who gets no hoes AT ALL dude stupid as hell in real life man fr

That nigga is such a BRANDON

by Realest_nigga April 19, 2023

Brandon

Steal all da girls get the bundalenga has big penis terminator is his dad

Brandon pulls all the shelas whit his monstorous penis

by Mr seal yo girl September 10, 2021

Brandon

A major bully

Brandon bullies his girlfriend everyday!

by Catinthehat April 14, 2023

Brandon

Your average teenager with balls the size of bowling balls with a penis the size of a 60 inch flat screen tv and is extremely attractive and very funny

Beca: Brandon your cock is so big uhhhhh

by Christopher846373 April 28, 2022