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National Bed Appreciation Day

Brad: “Yo bae wanna come over?”
Sarah: “No. It’s national bed appreciation day
Brad: “…”
by camx70 December 8, 2021
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Bed wetter

by A Vasist June 24, 2020
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bed post bitch

My best friend kevin, R.I.P. Coined this phrase in regard to his very good looking older sister, who he loved very much but as younger brothers do, insulted her as much if not more than his friends drooled over her sexy blond ass.
Me:Hey K, what's your sister doing this weekend?
Kevin: pfft, I don't fuckin know, probaby banging herself with her bed posts while listening to Bonjovie, she is such a bed post bitch!
Me: Bwahhhahhhahh da bed-potebit, da bed-potebit!
by D-Word72 March 20, 2017
mugGet the bed post bitchmug.

Bed Maid

Sometimes "Wet Maid". Not to be confused with "Wet Nurse".

A maid employed to assist with sexual activities in a supporting role for a couple. The important distinction being that the maid is never engaged directly sexually.

A bed maid typically doesn't directly take part in the sexual activities but will assist in entry, application of birth control and lubrication, maintaining erection, serving sexual toys etc. In some cases the sex between the couple may be entirely passive. With the maid being held responsible for the one or both of the parties reaching climax while they are coupled.
"You look amazing in this light. Call the bed maid..."

"I must have you now! Summon the bed maids."
by Privalux April 28, 2024
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bed protectioner

someone who is good at protecting beds in minecraft’s bedwars.
made my spifeys friend
spifey is a pro bed protectioner.
by saarrzzz October 17, 2020
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Bed

A peice of furniture that people sleep on.
My friend's dad was laying on the bed all day yesterday.
by rest-stop-999 April 18, 2024
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Breakfast in Bed

The act of ejaculating on your partner then adding granola and berries to make a "yogurt parfait."
Yesterday my husband Ian gave me a Breakfast in Bed after sex.
by Jammin_Salmon October 10, 2019
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