Fap Attack

The sudden urge to masturbate...

While the Pastor gave his sermon Krys experienced a sudden fap attack.

by ShankMasterKrys August 20, 2013

Attacked by a Demon

That is a far less reasonable than my thing.

Hym "It's far less reasonable to believe that you are being attacked by a demon... Than my thing. My thing is not all that farfetched. But that is the people we are dealing with. THIS is ACTUALLY HAPPENING TO ME and this retarded piece of shit of over here:"

The Tuck "UuuLgh! I'm being attacked by DEMONS! I'm being attacked by demons! I really believe that! I REALLY believe that I'm being attacked by demons."

Hym "🤨☝️ Are you seeing that shit!? That is an actual guy who thinks he's actually a rational actor who is telling me that a fucking retard doesn't have to credit or pay me for the thing I designed. That's what's happening here. And the fucking Democrats are just as fucking bad and have rejected reason entirely in favor of absurdity. It should concern you that BOTH political parties can just decide that words don't mean anything and THAT DECISION can starve your kids indefinitely. You might want to start thinking about murdering them and what a post government society is going to be like until we reestablish order. I'm not calling for it by any means because telling you to THINK about doing something is DIFFERENT from telling you to DO something. Right? Because we care so much about distinctions. THINK about MURDERING THEM AND THEIR FAMILIES. Think about it REEEEAL hard. Fucking asshole."

by Hym Iam November 7, 2025

Attack

advance onto or assume the position of (an opponent's piece).

In the tense chess match, Sarah boldly attacked her opponent's king with her knight.

by Arminkshipper July 6, 2024

Thumb Attacked

When some you are talking to on the phone,starts to text someone else while still on the phone with you and you hear that annoying sound of buttons being clicked

person 1) Hey wats up wat r u doing

person 2) nothin much just texting tori

person 1) o thats kool

person 2) hold on she txted me back

person 1) ahh dude u just thumb attacked

by Myth and Mayhem December 2, 2009

dol-attack

definition: a sensation where either Grayson or Ethan is so hot to look at, the consumer starts hyperventilating, choking, falling off seats, heavily breathing, biting things intensely, or getting butterflies in the lower part of their stomach.

Something very common in Dolan Twins stans :)

idiot boy: *sees a girl crying*
idiot boy: why r u crying?
girl: the dolan twins are too hot, im having a dol-attack

by alien_696969 May 3, 2020

virgin attack

A virgin attack is when you act like a weirdo or a loser simply because you don't have enough self control over your words.

Zignatious had a "virgin attack" when he got PBU'd as he got tackled by 5 people mid air as he made the catch.

by jeremytatum April 26, 2019

counter attack

a meal purchased at the counter of the public bar of a drinking establishment - a counter meal.

"christ, i'm hungover as nobody's business - time for a counter attack!"

by noof April 7, 2004