20th april

20TH APRIL IS DRINK YOUR BOYFRIEND'S CUM DAY

"Hey hon, yk what day it is?"
"No."
"Ok, here, have this cup of milk. It's 20th april, btw."
"But I'm allergic to-"
"DRINK IT"

by uwuowoowo April 12, 2022

April 26

April 26 is National Lesbian Pride day!

Carey: Hey Hunter, guess what today is?

Hunter: Uh April 26 ?

Carey: Yup! National Lesbian Pride Day!

by !'m @ h0m0s3xu@l February 27, 2022

April 3

A day in which a beautiful girl was born, her names starts with an S and ends with and E. Dirty blond hair, hazel eyes, about 5”3-5”4

Holy momma she’s hot and was born on April 3

by hot_tests October 18, 2020

April 22nd

This is the day all gingers were born. If your friends are ginger let them know!

Eg: today is April 22nd I’m gonna slap my leprechaun friends

by Orlastrainsmells September 12, 2021

april 7th

people born on april 7th are either the worst people you could ever meet or the best. they will be a good friend and also steal your boyfriend

c- when’s your birthday?
a- april 7th
c- oh gosh

by cheyzz October 1, 2021

april 15

april 15. the one day where every one fucks in public. oh what a wonderful day. no one is left unfucked. every last person, shall be fucked well.

"it's april 15, you know what that means"
*bends down on table in cafe*
"fuck time babe"

by your mum1 October 17, 2021

April 13

The dat that bad bitches and thiqq bitches born

Malorie: Ayy you look thiqq today
Me: its my birthday 🥳

Malorie: ayyy me too bitch

Caleb: ayy what we celebrating
Me and malorie: Its april 13 its our birthday
Caleb: ayyyyy me too

by Bad bitch extraodinare😏 December 9, 2020