Irish men get drunk and play with their junk

Irish men.

1: how is toby?

2: ah yk irish men get drunk and play with their junk!
1: ahh alr i got u

by NauticalOcean February 4, 2024

Irish wank

Placing one's penis inside a cooked and hollowed out potato. The potato is Ireland's biggest crop, and due to a shortage of eligible women in rural locations, men have taken to placing their erect penises inside potatoes in order to release the inevitable sexual frustration arising from such a situation.

Seamus hasn't had a girlfriend in 20 years. Now he spends most evenings engaging in an Irish wank.

by IrishGypsyDan April 21, 2018

Irish Tucan

When one eats out a woman who took a shit and didn't wipe and who is also on her period. Their face will look like that of tucan's beak. Bird noises noises encouraged but not required.

Did you hear that Johnny Irish Tucaned a bitch. He looked like he from the jungle.

by Lewis O'Gorman (LOG) January 28, 2024

Make The Irish Work Again

For the -92 thumbs down for what I wrote here.
Can you imagine what would your culture be if internet drama matched your skills to deal with nanás?

This whole account proves its lack of purpose that made Ireland a horrible experience, Britain should Make The Irish Work Again

by Proud To Be Dubliner January 29, 2024

Irish-passing

A person who looks Irish, but is not from that ancestry. This particularly occurs when redheads are assumed to be Irish since one and 10 Irish are redheads.

She headed up the St Patrick’s parade because she was Irish-passing enough to look authentically perfect.

by HighMaintenance68 March 17, 2023

irish dip

When you just get up and walk away. Far away.

I’m gonna hit the bathroom. And you Irish dip out the door

by 1916dog November 1, 2021

Irish Dry

Still drinking the alc but never enough to be drunk. Advanced Irish maneuver for absolute units only

Bloke 1: I thought you were quitting the booze, man?
Bloke 2: don’t worry mate, I’m not getting toasted tonight. Keeping it Irish dry
Bloke 1: absolute fucking unit

by Bear_fcker February 25, 2018