George Salter Academy

Utter shit school. Year sevens fly along the corridors like it’s a civil war and the plague is coming. The PE block stinks of shit and you can’t walk through without holding your breath. There isn’t even enough changing rooms for everyone. The toilets never fucking work and half the sinks don’t either. The loo roll gets stuck inside the damn holder. There’s never any soap to wash yer damn hands so no wonder the corona virus exists.

You can’t stand in the halls yet half the common rooms are never open. On the coldest days the heaters are broken and they have them on when it’s hella hot. I beg anyone reading this will remeber not to send their child here.

“George Salter Academy?”
“Damn shit school, littered with chavs and wannabe road men.”

by Sciddlyscoobydoo February 25, 2020

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George W.M.D. Bush

one of the most prominently featured names on the historical wall of presidential shame.

George W.M.D. Bush cried wolf, wolf, wolf, and everybody listened, but I don't think anyone will listen next time.

by Sergio Momarsh April 20, 2006

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George WTF Bush

American President widely credited with both sucking and blowing at his job.

"Did you hear George WTF Bush try to define sovereignty? What the hell? Did he graduate from the Derek Zoolander Center For Kids Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too?"

"So wait. A president of a democracy lost the popular vote yet won the election? Musta been George WTF Bush."

"He's the man who choked on a pretzel when not busy driving the global economy into the worse recession since the Great Depression, ladies and gentlemen George WTF Bush!"

"I could get better health care living in an old Soviet state. Thanks George WTF Bush!"

by Bob E. April 22, 2009

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