tame duck

An outgoing president who has no real power and never had before, being himself ruled like a puppet by his master.

- Why does Medvedev look so upset of losing the office? For him, nothing has changed - he never was a president and wouldn't be again.
- Yeah, the tame duck is just quacking.

by Comestuff September 27, 2011

duck poking

When you put on a yellow plastic duck bill and then poke your gf right in the pooper.

Yo homie I was duck poking the literal shit out of your mom last night!

by Casssass February 28, 2015

Mud Duck

A person who is totally complacent in substandard ideals. Usually very closed minded.

He lives in a trailer house and uses epitats eating his frozen pizza watching nascar. Such a mud duck.

by AJuaNai October 2, 2017

Cluster Duck

When your phone's autocorrect corrects the word Clusterfuck so you rewrite the whole word like three fucking times until you get it correct while the friend who you are texting is pissing himself

Friend: this year has been fucking awful
You: Yeah, its been a Cluster Duck
You: Cluster Duck
You: Cluster Duck
Friend: Bro are you having a stroke
You: CLUSTERFUCK! finally

by KoolKidz1268 June 24, 2020

scrooge ducking

the act of taking coins and pouring them on top of your body for physical and emotional pleasure, thus evoking the image of Scrooge McDuck from the DuckTales television series.

Kevin released his pent up sexual urges and satisfied his child-like curiosity by scrooge ducking with his rubles while studying abroad. To say the least: clean-up was a mess.

by Chicken McNuggs July 8, 2010

pressed duck

Pressing your dick against a window so it can be seen from the other side of the window.

He showed the people in the restaurant a pressed duck.

by JosephusPhallis March 30, 2021

Mama Duck

the oldest member in the group who seems responsible enough to be the lead Duck! Once established other will follow, typically they'll be younger and much more dumber, these followers will be the ducklings! Mama Duck cares for the well being of her ducklings and will always be followed by her ducklings even if he/she doesn't want to be followed.

Hey who that? Oh, that's just Mama Duck! Let's go follow Mama Duck!

by TheRealMamaDuck January 8, 2018