A counter argument to jurisdiction.
by Modern Women December 30, 2025
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You can never really know what's happening inside the black box (mind) so disregard trying to know, and observe complex behaviour instead. (Self respecting women will avoid men with this paridim.)
You can never really know what's happening inside the black box (mind) so disregard trying to know, and observe complex behaviour instead. (Self respecting women will avoid men with this paridim.)
by Modern Women December 30, 2025
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Ask random people how many neighboring countries Canada has.
Number will depend on flat earth theory. Check answers on globe.
Ask random people how many neighboring countries Canada has.
Number will depend on flat earth theory. Check answers on globe.
by Modern Women December 30, 2025
Get the Flat earth theory mug.A theory that suggests any and all JJK skin mains are horrendous or bots on Fortnite. Strong evidence includes not being able to aim, even with a Tac (the easiest shotgun in the game), always taking fall damage, always rushing a duo, trio, or squad by themselves, or even going as far as to fall to their deaths. At least 1 JJK skin can be spotted every match you play, and they never make it onto the top 20, even on Blitz
Player 1: *Kills a Nobara skin with a Pump shotgun*
Player 2 (Teammate) *Notices a Gojo shockwaving over to their Nobara teammate, trying to save them. However, their ass also gets pumped to death*
Player 1: Wow, those dudes were ass.
Player 2: that's the JJK skin theory for ya...
Player 2 (Teammate) *Notices a Gojo shockwaving over to their Nobara teammate, trying to save them. However, their ass also gets pumped to death*
Player 1: Wow, those dudes were ass.
Player 2: that's the JJK skin theory for ya...
by BigMamaBS January 5, 2026
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Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Game Theory (Truth Or Dare)
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Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Game Theory (Truth Or Dare)
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by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 20, 2025
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Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Music theory (left shank accidents based on abrasions for conspiracy theorists)
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Music theory (left shank accidents based on abrasions for conspiracy theorists)
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025
Get the Music theory (left shank accidents based on abrasions for conspiracy theorists) mug.The theory that suggests that most (if not all) Fandom Twitter accounts in existence were created by @jessbian from twitter
Person 1: Dude I just found out the SSJ4 Gogeta Parody account was ran by Jess!
Person 2: And I just found out the Studio Mappa Parody account is ran by Jess!
Person 1: Jess Twitter Theory strikes again!
Person 2: And I just found out the Studio Mappa Parody account is ran by Jess!
Person 1: Jess Twitter Theory strikes again!
by powerluver January 23, 2025
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