Melvin: when did I grow this Afro? I'm having a Fro Day and I need to get a haircut.
Devin: dude, your hair has been tht ugly forever. We've all been waiting for this Fro Day.
Devin: dude, your hair has been tht ugly forever. We've all been waiting for this Fro Day.
by Shawty b u f f <3 July 1, 2011
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Also known to make single people more depressed and angry. One of the stupidest holidays of our pop culture that just encourages thoughtless relationships and big spending.
Symbolizes everything that is wrong and superficial about our culture today.
Also known to make single people more depressed and angry. One of the stupidest holidays of our pop culture that just encourages thoughtless relationships and big spending.
Symbolizes everything that is wrong and superficial about our culture today.
Jim: OMG Valentine's Day is tomorrow!!!!!
Joey: That's nice.
Jim: I'm going to buy my girlfriend a new phone, and jewelry, and money, and gift cards, and candy, and a new car, and...
Joey: I may be single, but if I wasn't, I would appreciate my girlfriend for the whole year, not just for one day in February.
Joey: That's nice.
Jim: I'm going to buy my girlfriend a new phone, and jewelry, and money, and gift cards, and candy, and a new car, and...
Joey: I may be single, but if I wasn't, I would appreciate my girlfriend for the whole year, not just for one day in February.
by l1011tristar17 February 9, 2010
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When we get to the cinema, we're having a fat day! We'll buy huge popcorn packs and tons of jellies!
by NightOwl5 January 20, 2014
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by RUGGA MAN September 23, 2010
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He's gonna come over on Sexentines Day and we're just gonna fuck.
We celebrate Sexentines Day by fucking.
We celebrate Sexentines Day by fucking.
by kelredhed February 13, 2010
Get the Sexentines Day mug.Instead of boxing day MMA day is for all MMA enthusiasts, where we go and superman punch any WWE enthusiasts at every wallmart, or videogame store thats having a sale.
MMA day is meant for punching, kicking, guilatining, kimuraing, every god damn item on sale in the stores participating in boxing day
MMA day is meant for punching, kicking, guilatining, kimuraing, every god damn item on sale in the stores participating in boxing day
fuck dude i just got put in a kimura by some jacked guy at Zellers
Lets go MMA day all over that poor losers ass
Are you gonna buy me anything for MMA day? No deuche bag i'm not
Lets go MMA day all over that poor losers ass
Are you gonna buy me anything for MMA day? No deuche bag i'm not
by fancyfours December 18, 2010
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Dale: Oh hey there, Diana-...why do you have a cock...?
Diana: Because it's Futanari Day sweetheart~
Dale:...oh. I'm not complaining one bit~
Diana: Because it's Futanari Day sweetheart~
Dale:...oh. I'm not complaining one bit~
by Diesel The White-Tailed Buck April 10, 2022
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