Just Jules Things

When some rando on a message board keeps posting useless links

"Why does he keep posting garbage tiktok and stuff?"
"Oh you know, just Jules things"

by MLDN October 14, 2022

German Things

When a girl tells you she wants to do German Things; You should fill up before your date, as it involves poop play

Slutty Quagmire :Big Pete, Help!
She wants to German Things, GERMAN THINGS!
Big Pete: What? No! He hasn't eaten anything in days! It's not going to work!

by Quagmire Apprentice December 12, 2024

Had Better Things To Do

Not invited.

Paul claims he “had better things to do” but in reality that weird motherfucker just was not invited.

by WolfgangMozart June 5, 2021

A thing

It is a thing that has lots of things because it is a thing

“Give me a thing” (which could mean anything)

by Hello guys I am dictionary July 23, 2021

commit lethal thing

Say it to ur mom I know she will love it!

Little Timmy: commit lethal thing
Mom: that is good advice I will commit lethal thing.

by NotTuch August 15, 2022

water balloon thing guy

A term The Dolan Twins use to describe a condom

Girl"did you bring the water balloon thing guy?"

by dolan_s_ on insta September 17, 2017

a fly thing

When some dumb shit can't remember what a fly is called. They've just said it but they're not quite sure if it's correct.

Ben -OMG my mum just killed a fly thing with an electric bat thing

by Bethisabossassbitch September 24, 2015