Oh well he is a retardican that explains it.
He is a retardican that is why he is so stupid.
She is a retardican that is why she votes against her own rights.
All tards vote that way.
You would have to be a tard to vote against your self interests.
Only tards vote against themselves
He is a retardican that is why he is so stupid.
She is a retardican that is why she votes against her own rights.
All tards vote that way.
You would have to be a tard to vote against your self interests.
Only tards vote against themselves
by TardObserver November 19, 2013
Contrary to popular belief, tard is not short for retarded. That is totally offensive. Tard is actually a combination of two words put into one. Tard is the words lard and turd put together. It's still an insult.
Girl - "You're an absolute tard!"
Boy - "What?! You jerk!"
Girl - "You're an absolute tard!"
Boy - "What?! You jerk!"
by The Universe in a Tube September 16, 2016
Contrary to popular belief, tard is not short for retarded. That is totally offensive. Tard is actually a combination of two words put into one. Tard is the words lard and turd put together. It's still an insult.
Girl - "You're an absolute tard!"
Boy - "What?! You jerk!"
Girl - "You're an absolute tard!"
Boy - "What?! You jerk!"
by The Universe in a Tube September 16, 2016
Someone who is short a few cards of a deck. A stupid, lame reason for not passing 7th grade. "School is for fools" I wanna sleep all day. Buddy Your a "Tard". Not linked with a person with a special need or education slow learning. Absolutely Not to be used in that respect. If some does! You must Punch them. We don't pick on handicapped individuals. This is crucial to not link with RE-****. That word was deleted from Ne Vocabulary Dictionary.
Joe you Tard} you just used Chads Go-Fast on Margie's Potatoes salad. Mal will never keep up with her. Large Marg is using that Tard Mal again for a Dil'Doe! No Wonder He's Grinning Ear to Ear like Eric everyday".
by Butchreno911 September 05, 2015
by DaBaby511 November 06, 2021
The stupidest person in your group who gets their ass cut by everyone, others think is retarded but actually isn't. Should be used in forms of tard time, where the tard gets slave/noodle minutes for every stupid thing they do (which is usually a lot). A real cabbage patch neck-ass man.
by tyrannosaurusrex2 December 14, 2017