St. Thomas Side Wonk

Name of a wavy sidewalk on Holland Street in St. Thomas, Ontario, Canada.
One could say it's a representation of the city's gene pool.

Did you see that skid trip and fall on the St. Thomas Side Wonk?

by J00n10r August 12, 2019

Thomas Ludlow

Sheep Shagger

Oi you know Thomas Ludlow

Person : Oh that Sheep Shagger!

Ye that one!

by Hazzagriff August 15, 2019

Thomas Kwasney

An absolute unit. He looks up to the icon Matt Stonie the legend himself. Although Thomas cannot eat a grand Mac meal in 56.03 seconds, he can successfully humiliate peasants in tai chi. Some being Jason, James, Max Isaac and many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many more a unit he is an absolute unit.

“Man Thomas Kwasney is a unit”

by hex drink September 5, 2019

thomas coccaro

A guy who makes every ex you've ever had disapear. He is perfect in every way shape or form. This guy is naturally funny, and whenever your around him you cant keep a smile off your face. A guy that is named Thomas Coccaro always treats girls with respect.

Damn, Thomas Coccaro is an amazing guy

by TheRandomOneVia September 8, 2019

Thomas

Weird cute dork asshole

Thomas is pretty cute, but hes an asshole

by Lanu September 15, 2019

Thomas Cooked

New rhyming slang for the word "fucked" referring to the state that the UK tour operating was in when it went insolvent.

Person1: "Brexit is a total mess"
Person2: "Yeah mate, it's proper Thomas Cooked!"

by Nhurr September 23, 2019

Thomas

Thomas has a 12 inch to know that is bound to get stuck

Thomas is tuna is long

by Big AF tuna September 23, 2019