This is the one thing we did'nt want to happen

When you accidentally send an 8 year old boy into space with a paedophile.

Narrator: A spokesman said "This is the one thing we did'nt want to happen"

by the guy who defined something March 21, 2023

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

Things now you're well?

Things now you're well? is a less common phrase used by Irish people. It is more common in the south of Ireland. Roughly translated it means: How are you?
'Things'... everything you care about.
'Now'...currently.
'You're'...you are.
'Well?'...feeling alright about them?

'Hey Billy. Things now you're well?'
'Not too bad Aisling. Not too bad. Things now?'
'Era, can't complain.'

by yourbuddy007 May 13, 2014

Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page

What you are doing right now.
Just to warn you, it's practically impossible.

Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page is almost impossible.

by MinecraftVlogMV April 11, 2017

a cole thing

Someone who impulsively performs an act that makes others question their reality. Usually eating whatever is in their hands without even thinking.

Cole: *pulls out strands of hair and eats the skin off the ends* “oh, he did a cole thing again”

Cole: *puts his head through a wall after jumping down a flight of stairs because he felt like it* “now that, was the ultimate cole thing”

by shelbenator December 4, 2023

The Car Thing

Official reference to Summernats in Canberra

Hey Cyril, you gonna go see the car thing later?

by DirkyWinks January 4, 2024

Dia De Los Tres Reyes is a Cuban, Dominican, And Spaniard Thing (Black, White, and Hispanic); The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens that are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Dia De Los Tres Reyes is a Cuban, Dominican, And Spaniard Thing (Black, White, and Hispanic); The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025