Tard

A retard who doesn't know how to get past the first level in any game.

You fuckin tard, the mission is right there.

by TardWrangler21 February 8, 2019

R tard syndrome

Someone who is a complete jerk off and an asshole. They lack no common sense and have major anger issues for no reason. They always make dumbass jokes and arent funny. They're probably high school dropouts and lack any social skills. They pay for only fans when porn is free. their dream is to be a rapper, but they're so dull like a stick has been rammed up their ass that they cant. and they always try and fight people but they are skinnier than aa twig and would snap in half

"that guy seems okay"
"No that guy has r tard syndrome, he dropped out of high school to be a SoundCloud rapper"
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"Biden isn't that bad of a president"
"bro he fell UP the stairs and gave the Taliban money, he's suffering from R tard syndrome"

by R6Gamergirl69 August 30, 2021

Tard Sweater

A person who is called "Tardigan", in a reference to the nickname "Tard"

Tardigan rhymes with Cardigan. So it is a Tard Sweater.

by Jennacyde February 5, 2010

tard

Someone who is so stupid, intrusive, and annoying , you can't get away fast enough.

I was talking to Kathy today , that tard just would not let me get away.

by Wayne M. June 6, 2018

Wing Tarding

A retarded form of windsurfing practiced by middle-aged men in the rain off the south coast of England.

Rich: Hey Al, wanna go wing tarding this afternoon, the weather looks particularly shite?
Al: Sure thing, be there in a sec, I just need to smash one out
Tim: I'm too drunken to tard, gonna jetski instead. See you guys later.

by WannaBeWingTarder March 10, 2021

destructo-tard

someone hell-bent on performing self-destructive acts after a misfortune, despite requests to be reasonable

Don't hit your phone, you friggin destructo-tard. Just give it a second.

After wrecking his Mercedes, Bill either gained new great zest for life or became an utter destructo-tard, sleeping with anything that moved, and drinking enough to fell a horse.

by jarge20 September 26, 2010

r-tard pride colors

blue and gray, typically in clothing form

“dude that guy literally only wears blue and gray, he doesn’t wear any other colors”
“yeah i know, those are r-tard pride colors”

by I<3M1Lfz September 7, 2021