Split Pea Soup

When a man peas into a bucket and then boils the pea and later pour it into a girl's vagina or mouth.

She didn't didn't want to have sex with me so I will punish her with some of my split pea soup!

by theboss37 March 9, 2011

hot cheese soup

The act of taking a crap and then pissing in a sexual partner's mouth

That hot cheese soup was so good im gonna have to go back for seconds

by chauncey 1225 February 3, 2010

call me soup

A reply in the negative sense, ie "No". Often used in response to an question devised to elicit a negative reply.

"You want to go jump off that steep cliff?", "You can call me soup".

by Bob O'Young January 29, 2003

Matzoh Ball Soup

Friday night after sundown- the Sabbath,
when a man dips his balls into chicken broth
& then inserts them into his partners mouth.

"With the taste of chicken in her mouth I couldn't believe how horny she became when i gave her the Matzoh Ball Soup."

by Di-ayn-u January 22, 2005

Soup that is too hot

From Cards Against Humanity, it means the sexual act of having average Fiona feed you soup that is hot while performing pegging after a session of bukkake.

Murphy enjoyed soup that is too hot on his birthday. A rare treat that required plenty of planning.

by DeltaChalie May 18, 2018

Matzah Ball Soup

Pissing in a girls mouth and then dunking your balls inside of her mouth.

Girl: Whats for dinner?

Response: Matzah Ball Soup, now open up bitch!

by Jew Captain 1 August 14, 2010

Word Soup

Word Soup-after a lib reporter spouts a long confused illogical explanation to embrace the unembraceable and endure the unendurable to torturously justify Biden’s crazy strategies, ie a word salad on a National level -then it is bandied about by other lib reporters so it completely incomprehensible. The last lib trying to justify the nonsense by lobbing it at a conservative news network-FOX like a bomb dropped at Hiroshima thereby heating the salad into Word Soup.

Lib 1: Heard Uncle Joe said illegals won’t be getting $450,000 each and that’s great-over to Lib 2
Lib 2: heard Uncle Joe said illegals will be getting $450,000 each and that equally great-back to Lib 1
Lib1-oops Uncle Joe was talking ice cream options-why is FOX falsely reporting this?
FOX-let Tucker lob a few
Tucker-word soup for dinner courtesy of lib reporters. They are doing their usual meltdown

by Prince Valium November 6, 2021