bin laden sleeping pill

an insanely tacticool HK416 rifle that put bin laden in the forever box

take the bin laden sleeping pill for example, its got a lot of fuckin attachments on it

by QUANDONDUNGLE August 27, 2022

how do i sleep

how do I sleep?
Step 1: close eyes
Step 2: relax body
Step 3: Discard all thoughts
Step 4: Rest.

Did it work????

How do I sleep?

Hmmm here maybe this will work

by Zalingie June 15, 2022

go commit sleep in nether

when you play MineCraft and you sleep in nether you explode to death, all No U's, Reverse's and Counter's don't work

Jake bullies Duane
Duane: go commit sleep in nether

by Zyrerin November 19, 2018

Never Tickle A Sleeping Dragon

Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus aka Never Tickle a Sleeping Dragon. What the fuck Hogwarts, first you have 𝐻𝑜𝑔𝑤𝑎𝑟𝑡𝑠, 𝐻𝑜𝑔𝑤𝑎𝑟𝑡𝑠, 𝑇𝑒𝑎𝑐ℎ 𝑢𝑠 𝑠𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑡𝒉𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑝𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑒𝑒𝑒! AND THEN 𝐍𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐓𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐥𝐞 𝐚 𝐒𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐃𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐨𝐧! I'm done

Guy 1:Hey, i google translated Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus, yeah i guess i should tickle sleeping dragons
Guy 2:Wait wtf do dragons have to do with it
Guy 1: draco dormiens nunquam titllandus means never tickle a sleeping dragon , duh

by __nevilleswife__ February 1, 2021

Edwards first law of sleep

An object asleep tends to stay asleep unless acted upon by the mother.

Due to Edwards first law of sleep I was late for school because my mother did not come to check on me in th morning.

by Unknownpapyus10 June 17, 2018

Eat, sleep, fortnite, repeat

A streamers lifestyle

Eat, sleep, fortnite, repeat is a streamers lifestyle

by iujhg August 6, 2020

Kicks like a sleep twitch

An excessive running adventure through a city or town. Anyone can do it but is hard to truly master if you don't know the papillon.

Damn he really kicks like a sleep twitch

by Praise_Xenu July 31, 2011