September 24th

Kiss your girlfriend day ❤️

September 24th i want to kiss my girlfriend

by Duckydoo1233 September 20, 2022

no squirt september

so this is a month for girls where they cant yk play with themselves so haha jokes on girls bc no nut november means no squirt september

girl: luckily there isnt a month for girls whe nthey cant play with themselves.
boy: there is jokes on u :D

girl: when is it??
boy: sptemebr its called no squirt september

by idk thb November 1, 2021

19th September

The day that everybody will laugh...

It's finally here.

-Do we celebrate anything tomorrow
-Yes, the day that we will laugh, 19th September

by Jerking off to men September 15, 2022

September 17

Kiss someone who’s name start with N or A

*kisses someone

-why did you kiss me?
- cause it’s September 17

by Your_gwurrl September 4, 2022

September

No simp september. You cannot simp over anyone during september. Boys and girls.

Dude she is so cute
What are you saying?! Its no simp september dude

by tova_pmis October 7, 2020

September 10

National liars day. 66% of pathological liars were born this day

Most liars are born on September 10th

by pejeh September 9, 2025

September the 3rd

The day your gf has to give you the sloppiest head ever known

Thank god it’s September the 3rd time for some head

by Jw1692 September 3, 2023