sick

when u cant go to school

Mom i am sick i cant go to school today :(

by slovac March 24, 2022

Sick

Abusive negligent mother. Perverted, toxic, poisoned our food, staved her children and stole from them, walked around naked, refused to accept her daughters had their period, asked if certain items made her kids, "want to cum."

Mom: how do you like beef stroganoff?
My siblings and I: it makes us sick in our belly and we can't eat it.

by Derra February 14, 2022

Sick

When you wanna fucking die and wanna shove a lamp up your ass at the same time

My brain is sick because I love fucking lamps

by Lamp sex.com April 15, 2022

sick fox

see viklas

moose

by big box May 29, 2003

Uso Sick

sick is a feeble person not able to do anything

by ur sick I am not sick - uso sick

by My.Mom.Hits.Me January 8, 2021

Dummy sick

Something that is not only sick, but more than that.

For example, finding a free dollar on the floor may be ‘sick’, but finding 10 dollars on the floor would be dummy sick.

Alex: Yo, my professor canceled class, so I’m down to ski on Friday.
Chad: Hell yeah, that’s dummy sick.

by bumbleballs January 28, 2021

Walking sickness

Diarrhea. Named for the fact that when one is stricken, one spends much of their time walking back and forth to the toilet.

He couldn't stay at his desk; he had a bad case of the walking sickness.

by EmperorNorton47 February 1, 2021