Sympathy period

When your cis male partner or friend has a symbolic period (when you as a cis female have yours).

A sympathy period can surface in the form of their increased irritability, making the same space you take up unbearable, or as their literal dick bleeding.

"Yo Liv, has it ever happened when you're on the dot and trying to milk every minute of sympathy and then your manz one ups you with a sympathy period and his dick starts bleeding when you're giving him head?

by friendofafragilefrenulum May 22, 2021

womens periods

Every month after women cut off their penises they bleed for 3 to 10 days and peel off their skin during on after the process. This is called our menstrual cycle, an effect of our reproductive system (i think)

“Hey! Have you peeled this month?”
“Excuse me?”

peel - the body’s way of cleansing a woman's skin.

womens periods

by @harukisser May 24, 2021

Man Period

The term used to describe a dude who’s being moody and intolerant and complaining.

‘Kelsey, you dumbass! You kicked me!’ Mark yelled.

‘It was an accident!’ Kelsey replies.
Mark rolled his eyes.
‘Someone’s on their man period,’ Kelsey whispered to herself.

by RatAthlete June 6, 2021

PP (Period pasta)

The act of eating pasta out of your girlfriends p*ssy while she's on her period.

A: "We don't have any food anymore and I'm too lazy to do a grocery run. Can we have PP (Period pasta) today?"
B: "Of course honey"

by VampireNay August 27, 2021

2nd period

The class period where you are most likely to fall asleep. Just long enough since you have woken up to go back to sleep again. Also where most of your rigorous math classes end up for whatever reason.

Ii fell asleep in 2nd period calculus class again. god damn it!

by F-5E Tiger II October 10, 2021

Phantom Period

Phantom Periods are typically defined as period pain that comes and goes in a vague manner. You will find yourself on the toilet hunched over in pain, only to realize the pain isn't really THAT bad, or even worse, that there wasn't any pain in the first place. This type of pain cannot be conveyed properly in speech.

Me: I'm having a Phantom Period.
Period Normie: what's that?
Me: When you're on your period and it hurts but it also doesn't.
Period Normie: da fuk

by is It Stupid? A.) No B.)N January 15, 2022

Zach Period

When women look at a male so attractive and hot, they start getting so wet that their vagina starts leaking and they are lead to believe their period has arrived early.

"The woman noticed a Zach Period had came in to effect after she looked at the wildly attractive man"
"You could say I give girls the Zach Period"

by pussy slayer 4eva January 21, 2022