funky monkey friday

a weekly holiday. every friday you spread peace and love with a large feast and party.

"What day is it?" - Non-Funky Monkey Friday Celebrator
"It's Funky Monkey Friday of course!" - Funky Monkey Friday Celebrator

by itsabellss <3 April 25, 2025

Furry Flashbang Friday

Any Friday you can flashbang a furry and legally get away with it.

"Hey dude, lets stalk up for Furry Flashbang Friday!"

by Felicxxx January 25, 2023

Horndog Friday

That horny Friday feeling. Can of course be felt on any day of the week if you’re in the Horndog Friday mindset

Those guys and gals were gagging for it, it must be Horndog Friday

by Sexxiboi123 January 16, 2022

Titty Friday

People named TC has to show me their titties on a Friday.

TC it’s Titty Friday show me yours.

by Tittyfriday:) January 6, 2023

Causal Friday

(n) A Friday that is meant to be all things Friday, i.e. wasting time at work, leaving early for happy hour, and closing down the bar.

"Dude, after work today let's go out to the bar for a causal Friday."

by doingthings November 25, 2014

Friday after tea

A period of time spent doing nothing.

Being unproductive.

"Any plans for this weekend?"
"Nah mate, just Friday after tea."

by Cmacoriginal October 12, 2021

Green Polo Friday

Green Polo Friday is a term to describe the habit of insecure, ill-experienced co-workers attempting to strengthen their morale and unite through matching apparel. Interestingly enough, in the act of attempting to become more formidable as a group, the Green Polo's typically choose to represent themselves with the very color associated with employees who are "inexperienced" or "new".

-"Did you see all the rookies in the break room??"
-"Yeah, looks like it's another Green Polo Friday..."

-"Boss, you gotta do something about these Green Polo's... It's mayhem out here."
-"Hang in there. As long as their collars aren't popped, we're OK... Once that happens, then we're in trouble."

by The Enf0rcer July 29, 2011