tint job

when getting a hanbjob, blowjob, the sex, or other sexual activities done in a tinted out lincoln

That party last night was crazy. I getting a tint job in the linc the whole night.

by hard cack October 26, 2011

Schmib Job

A complete and utter failure at any particular activity (sports, driving, walking, etc...), when a person does something so horribly that it warrants laughter it is appropriate for one to yell out "Schmib Job"

Wow that guy that just tripped over the curb pulled off one hell of a schmib job.

by kantori84 July 20, 2009

Grape Job

When a girl or boy stuffs their mouth and nose with grapes, and proceeds to give head to someone while having grapes in their mouth and nose to stimulate the receiving party.

One can give themselves a Grape Job, this would require them to remove a rib though.

She's a freak! She wanted to give me a grape job

by cumguzler25 October 23, 2019

Job Shame

Condemning someone for working a lesser job, waitress, cashier, etc.

Ross job shamed Rachel as "just a waitress" when deciding whether or not to date her.

by Brook Byrnes May 23, 2015

job creation

The act of unzipping one's trousers or slacks.

Even in a slow economy, Clinton was willing to demonstrate his acumen at job creation, even for the unpaid position of White House Intern. His "tally" is surely more than the geckoesque sum total of Mitt Romney's employment strategies.

by Newt's shrunken Newt December 15, 2011

Job Shopping

The act of going into every store you want to work in and asking for a job. Usually practiced by teenagers during vacation.

Bob: Hey want to come over later? I was thinking we could go to the mall and make fun of tourists, maybe buy some stuff.
Jim: Nah I gotta go job shopping before I can afford to go shopping anywhere else.

by aman13 August 1, 2010

M job

When a female gives a male an Indian Rug Burn on his penis.

"Dude! Megan was giving me a hand job, and all of the sudden she slipped a quick M job on me. It has been burning for days!"

by r@nd0m September 14, 2012