spicy nuts

When you eat a ghost pepper and touch your nuts

Danny: “How do I cure spicy nuts?!?!”

by JafarsMen March 18, 2018

Wheat Nut

A Berkeley style, hippie. Typically ultra liberal. One who thinks higher of a dog or a flower than another human.

Honey, look at those wheat nuts over there.

by pseudo Pete January 26, 2010

nut cut

A nut cut is when your hair is cut really low.

Dang! He got a nut cut.

by jwlegend7 January 19, 2017

Johny No Nuts

Someone who has weak skills when it comes to FPS (First Person Shooters) and is picked on constantly. Often shot in the head or croch region.

Gamer 1: Dude did you see Eff_Bomb12??! He got smoked!

Gamer 2: Heck yeah...

Gamer 1: Effing "Johny No Nuts"

by puddin828 October 19, 2009

nut sludge

Nut sludge is the build up of jizz in the gonads, and must be gotten rid of as soon as possible.

Best to leave relatives out if it.

"I got nut sludge, Mommy," said Big Jimmy.

"Let me take care of that, honey," she said, dropping his pants, and putting her lips around his trouser python.

by scodder July 1, 2010

Nut Suckers

What emo's commonly refer to as; "Skinny Jeans"

The emo kid put on his "Nut Suckers"

by Gritty42 October 24, 2011

Honkey nut

Nature's Lego

Argh! I trod on a fucken honkey nut!!

by rapunzabel November 20, 2018