by Ayonah💍❤ October 27, 2019
An expression used to express the dismay one has about their country when we see constant examples of how we pander to the lowest common demoninator of our society. Examples are endless and represent the beginning of the eventual demise of this great nation. (Also NoVC)
- Why do drive up ATM machines have Braille instructions, NoVC!
- Why do I have to release my fucking GPS system from liability everytime I start my goddamn car, NoVC!
- Why do ladders have 20 fucking warning labels on them telling you not to do things that only a moron would think of, NoVC!
- Why do juries award the dumbass parents of an imbecile child that died of carbon monoxide poisoning because they let it teak surf behind a boat, NoVC!
- Why do we complain about kids' video games and music being too violent, then we get them fucking counselors when some dipship at their school offs themselves, NATION OF VEAL CALVES!
- Fuck the ACLU, btw.
- Why do I have to release my fucking GPS system from liability everytime I start my goddamn car, NoVC!
- Why do ladders have 20 fucking warning labels on them telling you not to do things that only a moron would think of, NoVC!
- Why do juries award the dumbass parents of an imbecile child that died of carbon monoxide poisoning because they let it teak surf behind a boat, NoVC!
- Why do we complain about kids' video games and music being too violent, then we get them fucking counselors when some dipship at their school offs themselves, NATION OF VEAL CALVES!
- Fuck the ACLU, btw.
by Devon Null June 21, 2006
National Stella Day is a wonderful day to appreciate a wonderful Stella. It takes place on October 30. Remember being Stella is hard work so we have to remember to appreciate how kind and patient they are with all the bitc*es they go to school with.
Random Guy“Happy National Stella Day Stella!”
Stella: “Wow! Thanks for remembering!”
Random Guy: “Of course, after all you have to deal with these annoying as* people all day long”
Stella: “Well we all can’t NOT be annoying right?”
Random Guy: “Wow what a nice Stella”
Stella: “Wow! Thanks for remembering!”
Random Guy: “Of course, after all you have to deal with these annoying as* people all day long”
Stella: “Well we all can’t NOT be annoying right?”
Random Guy: “Wow what a nice Stella”
by SuperCoolChickHah September 30, 2020
by crazybitch52 June 03, 2017
When one can show off the size of their man features in order to establish the alpha male dominance over the other males.
MLIM, National Dick Day
by MLIM February 09, 2011
National “___” Day is: When a 12 year old creates fake holidays for comedic value or to just attempt to score a girl.
Fake National Days: A fake made-up Holiday commonly made by little ass kids.
1: “Did you hear? It’s National Slap Ass Day!”
2: “No I didn’t hear after all, it’s made up.”
1: “Did you hear? It’s National Slap Ass Day!”
2: “No I didn’t hear after all, it’s made up.”
by The TRUTH MAN December 03, 2020
those of us who agree that only red plastic cups should be used at parties (because all other colors are stupid)
by ijmklout,./;'[]\ July 08, 2009