Month of may

For the whole month of may your significant other must give you head send you nudes or make out/fuck them whenever they want

Hey baby it’s the month of may

Can you give me head?

by Rip roach May 16, 2022

May 20th

National Ask Out your Crush Day.

John: Bro it’s May 20th
Jack: Fuck I’m probably gonna get rejected

by OrginalExplorer May 14, 2021

Melody-Mai

A wonderful girl with a great personality, always up for a good laugh and there for everyone.
She is never alone as she has many friends around her and will never leave them. she has wonderful long blonde hair and a smile that lights up a room when she walks in it. Her personality is amazing and can make anyone want to become her friend and will buy amazing presents.

She has a wonderful smile she must be Melody-Mai

by Goldheart June 8, 2018

Billy Mays

The greatest spokesperson of all time. He has done infomercials for Orange Clean, Orange Glo, Kaboom, and most famously, OxiClean.

"With just two easy steps I can climb over these seats and kick you right in the fucking balls." - Billy Mays

by Slapson November 2, 2015

no gay may

A month (may) where all gay people must be straight for a month. Only straight porn, only straight relationships etc.

Person 1: *is gay*
Person 2: u failed no gay may

by yeetz72 May 28, 2022

May 28

National steal your tall friends dog

"Hey do you know where my dog is?"
"When did it go missing"
"May 28"
"Oh I stole it"

by Holidays_Post May 27, 2021

May 2

National Netflix and chill day with your gf/bf

On may 2 you and me going to Netflix and chill if you know what I mean?😏

by Keyz quotes May 1, 2022