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mash n dash

To have sex with someone, then to leave them out your life.
Another word for a one night stand.
"I pulled a mash n dash on that blonde chick last week, I prefer them loud."
by TeeMACG August 4, 2007
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Master Of Pigeons

This guy has complete control over all wild pigeons (and to a lesser extent, doves). Plans to one day dominate the earth with his army of feathered pests.
HOLY SHIT!!!! It's the master of pigeons!!!
Throw some bread and hope he goes away.
by EdLeicester January 20, 2009
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mashed potato ride

ussually a sick prank. when one is dared by another employee to cover themselves in mashed potatoes and run naked past there fat potato hungry co worker
timmy dared jimmy to run pasted diane coverd in mashed potatoes knowing he would get a very uncomfortable mashed potato ride
by dlove11201 January 27, 2010
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MasterOfOMGs

A versatile word, generally used to describe the following:

1. Master of all things kink related.

2. A total Bad Ass who is extraordinarily well endowed.

3. Super-humanly good in bed.

4. The direct cause of semi-permanent ear damage known as CSE (Cock Sucker Ear). Often associated with the vigorous assault of a female throat by a colossal sized penis during an aggressive act of throat fucking.

Also related to "Swallow it again!!"
When entering the BDSM community, a neophyte should always seek out a MasterOfOMGs for the ultimate experience.

"Girl, His junk was so BIG, I didn't know if I could handle a MasterOfOMGs like that!"

"Gary is a total MasterOfOMGs"

I went to the doctor and they said I have a MasterOfOMGs related case of CSE. Hope it heals one day... Good thing I have another ear!
by lyla_SM July 27, 2010
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mass posting

when someone posts a website or a youtube video on more than 1 other person's facebook wall.
Oh hey look at keith again he's mass posting the same youtube video on everyone's wall

that video has been blowing up my news feed because keith has a problem where he cant stop mass posting that video.
by dono mono January 25, 2011
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Masturbator's Remorse

verb: Refers to the feeling of remorse felt after completion of masturbation.

Does not have to be limited to the feelings of disgust after realising what you just jerked off to.

Masturbator's Remorse also refers to feelings of sadness related to not looking at a different type of porn, not coming to a good enough stimulus, not getting through enough porn and coming to soon, feelings of loneliness and deep depression etc.
Gavin just game after two and a half minutes of shemale porn, and now he is feeling Masturbator's Remorse for not at least look up some hentai.
by NicCaged November 6, 2013
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Massilya

The baddest bitch you ever seen. She will 110% steal your man. Absolutely stunning with a bomb body. An amazing friend who is always giving the best advice and support. A real keeper!
Damn that Massilya is hot af!!
by ¡¡C!! April 9, 2017
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