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Luke Chaney

A dipshit who doesn’t know what the fuck sex, sexiness, and retardedneds is. He is also very retarded and stupid like a cow going into a meat factory
Luke Chaney means a retarded person to hang around
by Pp sucker 12345 April 5, 2019
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Luke

Tends to be very thirsty. Look up light-weight for more info.
"Luke couldn't even get 185 on bench... what a thirsty light-weight."
by Big daddy savage2180 March 7, 2017
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luke + liam

person 1: hay have you seen luke + liam
person 2: yep they are two cool dudes
by fork 4 June 1, 2022
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luke

luke is a ok person hes an asshole sometimes but thats ok hes an idiot but he can be smart only when it comes to school he is a nice looking person hes very careless and dumb
friend:hey did u see luke today
siena: no
friend: good
by saixlla April 28, 2021
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Luke

A Luke usually looks like the child of two really good-looking celebrities, or a caveman who hasn’t showered in an eternity.

A Luke doesn’t publicly care about what other people think, but when it’s time to go to sleep, he can’t stop thinking about what people think about him.

A Luke discards all personal emotions and needs to take care of those he loves, if you’re lucky, you’ll get to hear one of his out-of-the-blue motivational speeches.

If you stumble upon a wild Luke in the forest, leave him be, he’s probably thinking about his crush/girlfriend. But at the same time, don’t leave him alone, he really wants someone to talk to. He will probably show you one of his flawless impressions or one of the many memes he has in his camera roll.

If you want to talk music, a Luke is the perfect guy to talk to (but you probably won’t know a single one of the bands he likes).

If you find yourself trapped in a hug from a Luke, stay there, he needs it too.
A note to Luke’s girlfriend:

Don’t let him go, he’ll probably marry you!
by AnonymousPerson#22735 May 24, 2025
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Luke

Luke's are utterly lovely! He has a heart and soul of gold! He is a deep thinker, and is so ridiculously adorable! He is a hopeless romantic at heart, and so easy to love and so worth loving! He is a sassy goof as well (although he perpetually denies it). He loves musicals, board games, and has a deep sarcastic streak! He also has a love for adventure and discovery. Luke is beautiful inside and out! He has an incredible desire to love, protect and serve those around him. He knows his mind and will speak the truth. He can also be serious and present when the time calls for it. Time with him will fly by in a flash of delight and laughter and you won't want the time together to end. If you meet a Luke, you are one incredibly fortunate individual, don't take him for granted! Cherish and respect your time with him! If you have a Luke in your life, you're a lucky one :)
Who doth be that handsome man yonder? Oh, he doth hath to be a Luke! :)
by E.J. Starling November 23, 2023
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Luke

The gayest friend of them all. Always playing Clash Royale on that phone that came out a century ago. Somehow he is better at almost everything you do. Except school tests. This man is the definition of gay and foot fetish. DO NOT BEFRIEND THIS MAN. BIGGEST MISTAKE OF YOUR LIFE, TRUST. He can be pretty useful though, as he likes to help you with stuff because he is gay for you. Luke Penner is gayer than gay. The gayest of gay.
Select Pronouns: He/Him, She/Her, They/Them, He/Them, She/Them, Luke/Penner, Prefer not to say, other.
by daturtle555 December 11, 2023
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