Jude Law

A man who plays charectors who are lacking in moral fiber and charector
not so difrent from him self in real life and gets frequent blow jobs from Sean Penn

jude law - cheating idiot
Alfie -cheating idiot
Talented Mr Ripley - cheating idiot
crockadile tears- murdering idiot and a KAD
Closer- cheating bastard in this one
The Holiday- trying to convince us he is not a peace of shit ( and yet still nailed cameron diez in less then five minuutes ) O yes what a GOOD Guy

by Record keeper April 10, 2007

Carlo's Law

The law that whenever somebody says something about another person, they are really talking about themselves.

Carlo: I know you like ____
Davis: I'm calling Carlo's Law!
Carlo: Shutup

by Jahsehington November 13, 2019

Mother in Law

This term is used for defining a mother that is in law.

Man your mom is a lawyer. I guess you could say she is a mother in law.

by xXxP00nS1aY3r420xXx May 31, 2015

Igechukwu's Law

A situation where Okafors Law doesn't apply due to the exceptional attractiveness of the person in question being sought after.

"By Okafors law she's mine because I spoke to her first" -person a

"She's too fine to be reserved for you by the law, I veto it with Igechukwu's Law" -person B

by IgboSpecialist October 13, 2014

Klaasse's Law

Every conversation will either terminate on or eventually cross the subject of shit.
Functions in a manner similar to that of Godwin's Law.

"I was up all last night, so I feel like shit."
-"Hey, Klaasse's Law"
"...damn you..."

by Scott O. January 4, 2008

Law of Patience

To wait for the universe to grant you many wonders and much success through patience and manifestation.

I want this new promotion, hopefully the law of patience through meditation and visualization will all manifest to reality. “Tristan Huff”

by Tristan Huff June 10, 2018

Black Law

A "black law" is derived from the teachings of Muhammad, a great taxi driver from the Bronx New York regarding "unjust and unfair TLC laws"

"The mean TLC cop took my car away due to a black law!"

by Kevin Murphy 2 December 12, 2013