Kentucky Long Slap

When your girl is doing a hand stand spread eagle so you can use her meat cave as a firing position. However you can't handle a firearm so you scope yourself and smash the roast beef with the muzzle brake

Brett was trying to be cool by shooting his 50 off his girl, but his form was poor and all the axe body spray self tanner let the butt slide up giving them the ole Kentucky Long Slap.

by TomSideways February 7, 2017

kentucky plug

Sticking a thumb in her while she is on her period, so she doesn’t bleed out while you shove your other appendage in her asshole.

“She was on her period so I gave her the good ole ‘Kentucky plug’ while I hit that ass”

by Some rando who watches KB May 20, 2021

Kentucky work break

Masturbating in the porta-john while you're still on the clock.

I got a little horny at work today, so I took a Kentucky work break.

by Henry Davy Ghant October 28, 2020

Kentucky Thumb

Sticking your thumb into a orifice of your sex partner.

"I'll give you the Kentucky Thumb tonight"
"Please do the Kentucky Thumb!"

by xnxns64 May 20, 2021

Kentucky meat shower

The act of multiple men ejaculating at the same time on a female

Last night we did a Kentucky meat shower on Emily

by Throw away January 12, 2025

Kentucky plug

When all else fails and you use your thumb to plug the bullet wound.

If it wasn’t for his quick thinking using the Kentucky Plug,he probably would have bled out and died.

by DirtyD23 1 May 20, 2021

Kentucky plug

Just stick a thumb in it.

It wouldn’t stop gushing, so all I can do is the Kentucky plug.

by persian carpet May 20, 2021