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Jumping Box

What Mr. Burns calls the television in The Simpsons episode "Fraudcast News".
Mr. Burns: Now, let's see how I'm faring on the jumping box.
Smithers: You mean the television, sir?
Mr. Burns: Television, jumping box, pict-o-cube... just crank it up!
by OhNo S. August 28, 2022
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Jumping for the beef

Refers to making high risk but high reward decisions.
Comes from Evbo’s Minecraft YT series “Parkour Civilization” where noobs in the civilization are forced to choose between making an easy jump for raw chicken or a more difficult jump for raw beef (which fills your hunger bar more) instead.
“Why is he jumping for the beef?”
- Parkour noob while watching another parkour noob fall into the void after missing the beef jump.
by A person125 November 30, 2024
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quick to jump on the ice cream

Being quick to chat shit about someone
"You're so quick to jump on the ice cream"
by Livingonaprayerrrr February 27, 2018
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jumping cantaloupe

Cantaloupe, referring to a male, who is jumping, is a very attractive male. Stating that there is a jumping cantaloupe in the distance, says that there is an extremely attractive man without pointing them out completely thus making this certain person feel uncomfortable. Meant to be said discreetly, this method of pointing out some attractive helps your friends look at the good looking person you encountered without the embarrassment of actually pointing them out.

Scale: strolling cantaloupe: kinda cute ripe cantaloupe: gay jumping cantaloupe: hey uhhh you are super hot
friend 1: (whispers) hey look a jumping cantaloupe!
friend 2: WHERE!? actually, he looks a little ripe to me
friend 1: but at least he is strolling right?
friend 2: eeehh sure
by awesome town September 18, 2011
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22nd Jump Street

Being a throw back. Not knowing it’s not cool to act like a stupid redneck. For example, calling people fags while always wrong how wrong wasn’t a part of everyone’s awareness, which keeps evolving. Refers to someone or a place that is not evolving. 22nd Jump Street can be used to say someone is a bigot without sounding woke.
Don’t invite them here, 22nd Jump Street seriously offends everyone.
by Cherrypit October 14, 2025
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Jump snot

Jump snot: Jumping and aiming to shoot your mucus into a target.
After trying hard to make a bucket. I landed an elbow to his face. No bucket but made the “jump snot”
What’s that on your face? Mucus
by Bigbirddebelen May 23, 2022
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