When you get jumped from behind by a chump who wasn't brave enough (or good) enough to square up to you. So they gotta be a chump and jump you so you have no warning or defense.
CHUMP-JUMP
CHUMP-JUMP
There's no warning or defense when you get chump-jumped from behind, that's what makes them a chump. Next time square up CHUMP if you want a W.
by SquareUp March 07, 2017
That's just a bunch of arbitrary hooping jumping.
Hym "Really. It's like you're all in your little lanes jumping through your arbitrary hoops and I'm just meandering around the gymnasium and now you're shouting at me to get back in my lane as through the teacher is going to come back and yell at all of us. You couldn't stand to see someone not use them because you know they don't need to be there and think 'If I didn't have to use the hoops I'd have a better outcome' but by using my thing you acknowledge I would have done just fine anyway if nobody had the hoops. They just don't need to be there. It comes in the form of a definition but the movie isn't just something he thought up one day it's based on my critique of societies apathy towards people who are churned out by bureaucracy and employment (or did I 'drop a gun in front of children' in a place where small dicks and big dicks and erotica and conspiracy theories and naming your friends and non-celebrities reign supreme and violate a boundry that is superordinate to all other rule breaking?) And you can say 'Well, it's an appalling take. He didn't have to kill those people... He could have... Um... BECOME HOMELESS and, therefore, rendered moot (There are already a lot of those and, like violence, homeless and the threat of homelessness is used as a form of social control which is why nothing ever happens about EITHER)'
Hym "Really. It's like you're all in your little lanes jumping through your arbitrary hoops and I'm just meandering around the gymnasium and now you're shouting at me to get back in my lane as through the teacher is going to come back and yell at all of us. You couldn't stand to see someone not use them because you know they don't need to be there and think 'If I didn't have to use the hoops I'd have a better outcome' but by using my thing you acknowledge I would have done just fine anyway if nobody had the hoops. They just don't need to be there. It comes in the form of a definition but the movie isn't just something he thought up one day it's based on my critique of societies apathy towards people who are churned out by bureaucracy and employment (or did I 'drop a gun in front of children' in a place where small dicks and big dicks and erotica and conspiracy theories and naming your friends and non-celebrities reign supreme and violate a boundry that is superordinate to all other rule breaking?) And you can say 'Well, it's an appalling take. He didn't have to kill those people... He could have... Um... BECOME HOMELESS and, therefore, rendered moot (There are already a lot of those and, like violence, homeless and the threat of homelessness is used as a form of social control which is why nothing ever happens about EITHER)'
But how is it any more appalling than 'A curated meritocracy where YOUR (and not necessarily anyone elses) kids always win and YOU approve of everyone who "succeeds" (fucks your daughter)'? We all have to validate your parenting pseudo-deity fetish 'Because muh babies!' It's sick. And it's pretend. Pretend world! Remember that? Pretend world? That's an oldy and a goody. Pretend world... 😮 💨 Good times 😁 But yeah that's all just a bunch of hoop jumping you want people to have to do."
by Hym Iam February 21, 2023
To be late on attendance
by SauceMilliken July 30, 2017
He assassin jumped off that ledge at school
I assassin jumped over that box
He assassin jumped over it
I assassin jumped over that box
He assassin jumped over it
by MegaLucario March 05, 2015
by Joniejonie September 29, 2023
Best most epic place in the world! Teen night is awesome because the lights are off and there’s gonna be girls, but they have cooties! They have a lot of soda and pizza it is awesome!
Lorenzo: rock and jump is awesome
Matt: but there’s girls and they have cooties
Fred: I’m gonna have soda and stay up late it is epic
Matt: but there’s girls and they have cooties
Fred: I’m gonna have soda and stay up late it is epic
by Fat ass Rick January 31, 2018
(sorry for my capitalization)
A Jump And Fall Experience Or JAF Is Something That Starts Good At First But Then Goes To Dogshit Right After The Fun Parts.
Kind of Like Jerking Off But After You Nut Theres Nothing Much After That.
For Example
A Jump And Fall Experience Or JAF Is Something That Starts Good At First But Then Goes To Dogshit Right After The Fun Parts.
Kind of Like Jerking Off But After You Nut Theres Nothing Much After That.
For Example
"Bro That Party Was A Jump And Fall Experience"
"I Was Watching Stranger Things Last Night It Was Kind Of A Jump And Fall Experience"
"Bro Last Night Was A Jump And Fall Experience"
"I Was Watching Stranger Things Last Night It Was Kind Of A Jump And Fall Experience"
"Bro Last Night Was A Jump And Fall Experience"
by 99 Buttons February 02, 2023