Johnson

Arm or leg

I’m johnsonless I need a wheelchair.

by Mr.Johnson January 6, 2023

Alyssa Noel Johnson

Wow wow wow how to describe an Alyssa Noel Johnson....What. A. HOTTIE. A woman of impeccable taste whether it’s in hot cartoon tigers or real life men (hint Ross lynch hit her up babeyyy hint). Anyone knows that an Alyssa Noel Johnson will rock your world. She can do the WAP better than you but she doesn’t want to show you right now...or ever. Obsessed with Willy Wonka thirst traps and hates southerners. Stay in the south y’all, she doesn’t want you. Or your grit.

“Where’s my meaut?”
“Oh you mean Alyssa Noel Johnson!”

by SweetTeaMe September 17, 2020

Jonrey Johnson

jonrey is a person that often looks like a black version of the stay puff marshmallow man.

Did you see Jonrey Johnson he looks like the black version of the stay puff marshmallow man.

by KoolKidKlubForPenguins November 5, 2019

trumaine johnson

A football cornerback for the Rams, nicknamed the goat. legend has it he picks off any pass within 12 miles of him.

Damn, Trumaine Johnson just picked off my pass.

by Mojopowell February 18, 2018

Skibidi Johnson

A "Skibidi Johnson" is ones way of referring to their or another's penis in a more joking, or satire matter.

Person 1: "Teacher! He's touching my Skibidi Johnson"

Person 2: "No I am not!"

by BigPapaSnail November 24, 2023

my johnson quivered

An intense spiritual connection with God

My Johnson quivered as I turned the pages of scripture, to further enrich my knowledge with the Lord.

by Timbrown$ September 14, 2018

Marshmallow Johnson

a male who is known for suffering from Limp-Dick syndrome

Girl #1: Hey lady, howd'it go with that guy you hooked up with the other night?
Girl #2: Oh you mean Marshmallow Johnson? I got the hell out of there after 3 hours . Couldn't watch the kid embarrass himself any longer.

by RedXSadist April 12, 2019