jew spindles

cd containers that have been blessed by a rabbi

I returned from the synagogue today with my jew spindles so that I could organize my seinfeld collection.

by Unavoidable Farts January 19, 2010

Fat Jewing

The act of shamelessly stealing jokes, ideas, concepts or styles from another person and passing them off as your own for personal and financial gain.

Brendon: "Josh consistently posts the funniest and most original things on his Twitter account."
Rane: "No dude - he's a total biter. He's mastered the Art of Fat Jewing."

by Burcha The Guy November 06, 2015

jew bump

Term used to describe a suspiciously smaller pickup of one's preferred illicit drug, usually cocaine. This refers to Jews being stereo-typically dicks about money and wanting to cut corners wherever they can.

"Hey man, you got any more of that stuff?"
"Sorry, my guy gave me a jew bump and I'm all out. Also have you read Mein Kampf?"

by herg'mgurk July 05, 2015

Jew Shoes

The common footwear of a person of Jewish ethnicity. Jew shoes can consist of any type of dress shoes or of those made from wood. Penny loafers are a safe bet when shopping for a Jew.

Ari: I need some new shoes. I have a business meeting coming up, and If it goes well I’ll be nose deep in money.
Solomon: Yeah, I’m in need of a new Yarmulke. Maybe I’ll pick one up while we’re here buying your Jew Shoes.
Ari: I’m two dollars short. Can I borrow some cash?
Solomon: No.

by Bubba the Gimp December 30, 2021

Jew Burger

When a burger gets burnt to the point of ash.

Person 1: hey bro that burger looks kinda burnt

Person 2: yeah it’s a Jew Burger.

by Cheesewheel445 October 13, 2019

jew house

A house during the month of December that's not decorated for Christmas

Since Thomas didn't have any Christmas decorations outside of his house, people would walk past his home and call it a jew house.

by J Slasher December 08, 2020

Jew Putty

Also known as "Mighty Putty"; the cheaper alternative to fixing something to make it last longer rather than breaking down to purchase the item new more expensive replacement.
Comes in a cylinder shape which you then cut, knead, and mold to the broken object. Hardens to concrete strength.

"That guy is so cheap he used Jew Putty to hold the door handle of his car together!"

by Enchanted18 September 09, 2011