Jacob has a huge dick he knows how to please any girl in the world with his 10 inch cock. When he just puts the tip in it makes you scream so loud the Koreans hear it and think it as an attack. So the Koreans nuke the United States. If you wanna fuck Jacob make sure you can handle his 10 inch magic wand. He usually has brown hair and a great athlete. Very cute and funny. If you get yourself a Jacob your very lucky cuz he’s worth millions.
Girl 1- Jacob is so fucking hot we fucked last night and he made me moan so loud I just wanna go back to yesterday
Girl 2- Omg your so lucky I had a big crush on him for so long
Girl 3- Girllllll I know we fucked before and he pleased me and we got caught he had to run and jump out my window my dad shot Jacob with a shotgun but missed
Girl 1- If you want I can ask if he wants a foursome with all of us you guys down?
Girl 2&3- OF COURSE ANYTIME
Girl 2- Omg your so lucky I had a big crush on him for so long
Girl 3- Girllllll I know we fucked before and he pleased me and we got caught he had to run and jump out my window my dad shot Jacob with a shotgun but missed
Girl 1- If you want I can ask if he wants a foursome with all of us you guys down?
Girl 2&3- OF COURSE ANYTIME
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If you have a Jacob in your life forget about his existence.
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