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Hasson theory

The Hasson theory is most commonly used to describe those that are blessed with a nice arse but have a face that could turn Medusa to stone, so if you see a girl with these attributes it is known as the Hasson theory. Spread the word booty face bum nose noon spoon
A man sees a nice girls ass and he is like danggg and then he looks at the face and he knows to think of the Hasson theory and be like that girls got a nice ass but not a nice face
by Steve? June 5, 2016
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Pizza-Hawaii-Theory

It’s just like the Olive-Theory.
Two people only can be a good couple if one of them like pineapple on pizza and the other one doesn’t.
1. Person: Hey do you like pineapple on your pizza?

2. Person: no thats gross

1. Person: I do! We would be a great couple according to the Pizza-Hawaii-Theory!
by User2142069 March 27, 2020
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The Nancy Carballo Theory

The Nancy Carballo Theory "Nancy Theory" states that if a women (typically of the heterosexual subclass) has no redeeming qualities of any sort, and still attracts people of the opposite sex, indeed has to be good at giving oral sex (throat goat)
"Bro she is soo mid, the Nancy Carballo Theory says she has to be the tg"
by kanyelover69 December 13, 2022
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Cat Chest Theory

The Reboot Van mentioned it
*post a image of a cat in a chest*

"cat chest theory mentioned"
by Urban John Dictionary March 27, 2024
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The tsorigian theory

How to tell if your friend is gay, step noumero uno ask them if they like trans girl, step noumero 2 ask them if they like trans girl or boy if they say boy they are gay because they like masculine men with pussy,
If they say they like trans girl they like dick both ways they are gay, step 3 if they say anything gay even if its a lil gay tell them they are gay .
Step 4 make them accept that they are gay
Person 1: yo my friend do you like trans girl or boy
Person 2: i prefer trans girl
Person 3: my friend tou are gay because you like dick
Person 2 : no i am not gay

Person 4: no you are gay because like you said you like trans girls tha means you like dick.
Person 2 : no i am not end of the story
Person 1 : no its not the end because bases on the tsorigian theory you are gay.
by SevenFinger June 28, 2025
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The Rolling Theory

This theory is the same exact concept as the pickle and/ or olive theory, but for pothead significant others. If the relationship has one person who is a master at rolling and a master at getting high, then the relationship is at an equilibirum. This is best explained by the phenomenon of “opposites attracting.” Since there is always one person who knows how to roll and another who wishes how, the compatibility of both partners are being constantly tested.

* This does not guarantee that someone who can roll and someone who cannot are perfect matches. It is simply a trope found in stereotypical stoner couples and is a better argument than the olive or pickle theory itself.
Friend: “Yeah, me and my girl are pretty close. We smoke a lot but I don’t know how to roll…”
Me: “Sounds like THE ROLLING THEORY to me bro. Does she roll all the time or do you bring your piece?”
Friend: “I don’t even have a bong! I bring weed and she always insists we match, I think I might have to put a ring on that finger!”
Me: “Hooray!!!!”
by lovetherapistruntz June 10, 2024
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The Blackwell Theory

The source of the DoomTroopers mind bending abilities. An ancient being with the knowledge of everthing and everyone. Born out of a black hole, this humanoid is thought to be immortal.
The Blackwell Theory told me everything I needed to know.
by IDoomTrooper March 25, 2010
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