gold weekend

This upcoming weekend

Susie: "Nickelback concert on Saturday. You coming?"
Zeek: "Nah, I'm going to Bend, OR for the gold weekend"

by Georgecostanza March 18, 2015

Grey Suit With Black And White Beads, Brown Bandana, Loafers, And Gold & Silver Fang Jewelry (Latinx).Grey Suit With Black And White Beads, Brown Bandana, Loafers, And Gold & Silver Fang Jewelry (Latinx).

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Grey Suit With Black And White Beads, Brown Bandana, Loafers, And Gold & Silver Fang Jewelry (Latinx).Grey Suit With Black And White Beads, Brown Bandana, Loafers, And Gold & Silver Fang Jewelry (Latinx).

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 14, 2025

Solid Gold Retard

This is a term used to describe the Mercedes Benz of idiots; gifted with the rarefied ultra-premium artisinal brand of stupidity that has to be cultivated deep within the fiery heart of a mountain of ignorance.
This being has no self -awareness, and exists simply to consume , make animal noises approximating speech, and cower at the lash.
This animal thrives in "safe spaces" where hurtful language and corrective violence are absent to deter the progression of a run-of-the-mill Gump into a creature with an unwarranted sense of self-righteous moral authority, known as a "Solid Gold Retard".

Person 1; "I was driving to work this morning, but these Davos kids playing climate change activist glued themselves to the pavement, and made me late, now I'm on probation"
Person 2; "What a pack of Solid Gold retards"

by Bad Ostrich July 19, 2024

Mississippi gold gate

When two girls stand in front of each other , and the guy is standing with an erection. The two girls pee on his penis, while he is fucking them both.

"Hey lets have a threesome"
"Well i have to pee" "Me too"
"Fuck it lets do a Mississippi gold gate

by texas owned September 25, 2011

Golding

The act of pissing on someone; an alternative term for watersports.

John Doe: "Jane Doe and I experimented with golding last night."

by erinexorcist March 10, 2024

Ukrainian Gold

When cum deposited on a back ferments and and becomes like a fine wine

I turned her around and we were about to go at it, until I noticed some Ukrainian gold...I immediately threw up all over her back.

by bilbo the wise April 24, 2021

Gold Heavy

1. A big jewelry store with loads of gold for sale
2. A woman who wears lots of gold jewelry/necklaces/bracelets, rings, earrings, etc.
3. A goldmine with lots of unexcavated gold.

A: Look at that girl. She looks gorgeous.
B: She's gold heavy. She should be loaded.

by Kermode Bear January 28, 2019