firearm nerd

1. Someone who knows a lot about firearms and likes to study them. This could apply to either historical firearms (like the Lee Enfield and the tommygun), or modern firearms (i.e. Glock, USP, MP5, the M16 family), or a combination thereof

Steve is a firearm nerd. He could name you thirty different automatic firearms in his sleep in addition to their clip size, fire rate, and ammunition type

by StewieBrian August 18, 2010

fire sex

When you are brutally fucked over a fire to the point where you get third degree burns, while listening to ‘sex on fire’ by kings of Leon.

“You bro, have you ever had fire sex?”
“Ya, burnt my dick off, totally worth it though!”

by DrPhil.mybabydaddy September 14, 2019

Register Fire

Any situation that interrupts the normal flow of a checkout line — resulting in the cash register and/or cashier metaphorically bursting into flames. Causes include employee incompetence, consumer ignorance or (in rare but highly disruptive circumstances) an actual technical malfunction. Register fires typically strike without warning, usually during peak shopping hours. While a shopper can sometimes spot a register fire in progress and avoid the affected checkout line, most register fires are impossible to predict.

Don’t get in that line. Looks like a register fire.

Some idiot tried to return a CD without a receipt and started a register fire.

Her credit card got declined. Register fire! Abort!

by GeyerCom August 14, 2008

smelly fire extinguisher

when having sexual intercourse, when the male reaches climax, he farts uncontrollabley

When i jizzed on my girlfriend, i accidentally had a smelly fire extinguisher

by I CANT SPELL BAGLE CORRECTLY! May 2, 2009

Ass Fire

Another name commonly used for the seat heater in a luxury car. It is very highly coveted and often requires a Shotty.

Passenger: Shotty ass fire!

by Steven4646 December 4, 2010

African Fire Storm

The man lights a girls bush on fire and then cums in it to put it out, hopefully it scalds her a little first.

He gave her the classic African Fire Storm last night.

by sloths.and.such March 2, 2011

Log Fire

On a night out, you make your ginger friend drink wayyy too much so he/she then passes out. At which point you and your other friends simultaneously plank atop his/her head/pelvis. In any photo taken the friends hair must be in full view. The same situation can be re-created if he passes out by any other means; K.O.'d, heart attack, stroke, instantaneous coma disease, etcetera etcetera

}DUDE! How drunk was conor last night?
Drunk enough to let me Log Fire him

-Hey man do you have any photos from vegas?
Yeah I have a brilliant one of me and the lads making a Log Fire on Carrot Top's bush

by Big Leezo December 6, 2011