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ethanitis

if someone is always wrong, then they will always be wrong. if one were to say a statement, then that would be wrong. but if they were to later retract that same statement, then they would still be wrong. They are in a constant state of wrong.

ex: if ethan (placeholder name, of course *winks*) were to say “i like you”, then that would be wrong. later, if he were to say “i don't like you”, then that would also be wrong.
This idiot has ethanitis, they are always wrong.
by janejoe August 12, 2025
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Ethan simpson

Small place in the fictional show breaking bad location where walter shags jessie
Walter “jesse we need to go to ethan simpson”
Jessie “yes mr white”
Man 1 “homie we should vist ethan simpson
Man 2 “fuck off am not bent”
by Walterwhitefanboy August 23, 2023
mugGet the Ethan simpsonmug.

Ethan

My boyfriend. His mind is full of the darkest and dirtiest jokes on this corrupt planet. Hes got a cute pervstache and little chin hairs. He needs a haircut and a new pair of pants. He gives good hugs and has a monster cock.
Ethan knows all the best jokes
by Igotafatas December 13, 2021
mugGet the Ethanmug.

Ethan Beach

The sexiest man to ever live, and walk on this earth. He has perfect abs, and a huge ass dick. He sweeter than a starbucks frappucino, and more charming than prince charming himself. He's fantastic at sex, and he bangs you so hard you can't breathe.
Holy shit, I wish Ethan Beach would just fuck me so hard that I can't breathe.
by fattymclardass96 August 4, 2019
mugGet the Ethan Beachmug.

Ethan

A kid who will NEVER have a merry birthday!
Wow that Ethan doesn’t have a merry birthday!
by SadBurrito May 19, 2021
mugGet the Ethanmug.

Ethan's beautiful voice

Boy that always jump has no name. MIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMI Ethan cool i liek etan efan cool efan voice hot wowoowowoow
Ethan's beautiful voice makes me cream
by lid8en April 27, 2022
mugGet the Ethan's beautiful voicemug.

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