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comrade_crust 

The biggest giga Chad ever (he could probably pick ya nans shed)
So you see batman it's not about money it's about sending a message to this comrade_crust
comrade_crust by Comrade_crust July 28, 2021

Mr crust 

my friend woppemz is Mr crust btw so ask him
maaa ma dis man lookin like he all crustee an shit ma-. Mr crust
Mr crust by GOOBERT IN ALL CAPS January 21, 2022

CAPTAIN'S CRUST 

THE WHITE FLAKY RESIDUE THAT DEVELOPS ON YOUR PENIS AFTER GOING BARE BACK RIDING WITH A CHICK
DUDE, I WOKE UP AND DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO SHOWER. I CAME TO WORK WITH CAPTAIN'S CRUST
CAPTAIN'S CRUST by KEVJMCC April 11, 2010

warm the crust 

To smoke marijuana in a celebratory/chirping fashion in the face of others who have just lost/are losing to you in a sport/game of any sort.
After we dust you fuckers at street hockey we're going to warm the crust in your face.

and the crowd goes wild.. "WARM THE CRUST... WARM THE CRUST"... as the home team is laying a beat down on the visiting team.
warm the crust by yabud December 30, 2013

tip to crust 

When some idiot folds their pizza the wrong way.
When asked to fold her pizza so we can eat and walk, Stacey folded it tip to crust.
tip to crust by tiptocrust May 19, 2016

Windy pie with the crust off 

Nothing - no pie, no crust.

Used as a comical response to a question about what’s for dinner etc.
Daughter: Hey Dad, what’s for dinner?
Dad: Windy pie with the crust off.