Christianity 

The largest and only true religion in the world. It currently consists of well over 2 BILLION people all over the globe, including the Middle East. Most Christians are dedicated to the teachings of Jesus Christ, and the word of God in both the Old and New Testaments of the Bible. Just because of several million violent, hate-filled Christians who perform the kinds of acts they do, it doesn't mean that every single Christian (and definitely not the majority) are like the negative, ignorant, and destructive kinds of people that you stereotype them as. It is wrong to stereotype an entire worldwide religion and its people because of the actions of a few. And for those of you calling us hate-filled, homophobic, and violent; just keep in mind what the Muslims are doing over in the Middle East. Unlike them, we do not abuse and oppress our women (except for a very few terrible men). We believe in the sanctity of life, and we don't go out murdering and exterminating those of another religion or those who have no religion. In addition, we do not impede on the progress of scientific study as also falsely-claimed by many millions. Have you never heard of Gregor Mendel, the Catholic clergyman who discovered genetics in experiments with pea plants? That man is probably the finest example of how Christians actually promote the advancements in science, especially since many of those advancements lead to the saving of lives.
For those of you calling us close-minded, redneck, hick, fascist, nazi, Republican (not that that's derogatory, by the way

For those of you calling we Christians close-minded, redneck, hick, fascist, nazi, Republican (not that that's derogatory, by the way), gay-basher, warmonger, hypocrite, retard, and many other, far more profane names and labels, perhaps you're not that open-minded yourselves. So, who's the REAL hypocrite?

Christianity by A Midwestern Christian September 17, 2006

Christian Rock

Bands that are Christian, or preach about Christian values. The songs are just like other rock songs, but not with cusses every 6 words and offers good advice in the lyrics. Topics cover Suicide, Terrorism, Bullying, Cutting, Being left out, etc....

Most people do not give Christian music a chance, because they saw South Park and said "ZOMG ROFL TATS GHEY!!1!11FOUR" In reality, Christian rock has a LOT of hit songs and bands, whether you need it to pump you up, mellow you out, or just plain rock with friends.

Most people do not realize it, but many popular bands today are Christian bands.

Examples of Famous Christian Rock bands/singers

P.O.D
Switchfoot
Underoath
Skillet
Red
Hawk Nelson
Lifehouse
Kutless
Thousand Foot Krutch

And many more....

Christian Rock by titansmlb102 February 22, 2008

Christianity 

A communal fantasy land where things will get better as soon as you die, that is as long as you continue to believe what we tell you. Also, we want you to give us 10% of your income. I mean it's not us that wants that... It's God. We're just the messengers.

I can get you a great deal on beach front property in Arizona. If you believe that, you might be a candidate for christianity

Christianity by chipnhunter March 26, 2009

Christian

Someone who believes in God and his son, Jesus Christ, who died on the cross for our sins. A real Christian does not try to force their beliefs on others, and rarely tells people straight out that they are one, but lives like it every day. They realize that no one is perfect, especially themselves, and they do not attempt to make people believe they are.
Some Christians are always trying to force their beliefs on others, and because of those idiots, the rest of us get a bad name and are always being ridiculed.

Girl: Are you a Christian?
Christian: Yea, why?
Girl: You're not going to try to "convert me," are you?
Christian: Why would I do that?
Girl: You all do.
Christian: You've met some pretty bad Christians, haven't you?

Christian by S.Elizabeth January 25, 2010

christian punk 

punk should be the voice of free-minded people...which christians are far from..

A way for brain-washed christian kids to feel cool.
(contrary to the non-believer kids that are just posers and think punk means not to give a shit about anything and to act rebellious so that they can show the other how special they are)

It's so convenient that they invented christian punk, now i can dress punk but not worry what my church buddies and their moms might think

christian punk by Zoster May 28, 2007

Christian Death metal 

Fans of the best genre of music out there - Deathmetal.

Contrary to what some other dumbass fucktards have said in here, deathmetal and Christianity do not clash - some basic concepts held by *some* deathmetal bands may be anti-christian, but as far as metal goes, deathmetal tends to be about the state of fucked-ness the world is in, due to human fuck ups, and corruption (which no Christian denies).

All the dicks who decide to go on and on about how anti-christian they are, are mostly just faggot wannabe's, who're trying to get some friends, have their heads lodged up their asses, dont have a fucking clue about what they're claiming to stand for (fucking bandwagon jumping pussies) and dont know the first thing about metal.

(I can respect bands like Lamb of God for their musical talent,and *love* their music, without some of their lyrics having any meaning for me, or affecting my beliefs. Other bands like deicide though, which are just a bunch of musically untalented fucktards, who wanna talk shit about christianity - can go fuck a goat).

All the dickheaded satanists, or atheists, or christian-haters out there, need to realize one thing. We've been around longer than you, we've fought harder and more viciously than you (yeah, we can and have / do fight for our beliefs, all the time, physically and otherwise). We are meaner then you, we are stronger than you, we can take more punishment than you, and above all. We're right.

So all you little bitches who think you're badass by waving around your upside-down crosses, or by screaming your little angsty shit views about God - come get some, we'll crush your fucking skulls.

Satanist_reject: Haha, good lil' Christian boys, I'm with the antichrist, what you gonna do?

Hardcore_Christian: *breaks the fags arm, throws him in the mosh pit and dives on him* Real tough man, bring it on faggot, the devil is a nerdy cocksucker

(Christian Death metal rules hard, it's just normal deathmetal, except the dudes are screaming Christian lyrics every so often)

Christian Death metal by AgeOfVengeance April 23, 2006

christian fun 

Doing things that are christian hardcore e.g. playing scrabble, playing bingo/housie

person1: how was looking after your great grandmother
person2: we played scrabble and housie... had so much christian fun

christian fun by shewlase October 24, 2009