open a can of whup ass

a total beatdown that not only causes physical injury but total humiliation

last night i was at a college party

a lipstick lesbian opened a can of whup ass on a sorostitute

it was sweet

by Da Nastee One May 11, 2004

i can transform ya

what chris brown said to rihanna before he transformed her face

*chris brown and rihanna in the lambo*

rihanna: i have herpes

chris brown: bitch!!!! i can transform ya i can transform ya

rihanna: transform what?

chris brown: YO FACE NIGGA!!!!!

rihanna: ahhhhh !!!!

*pimp slap; starts biting, choking, and punching*

by its almost new years in 19 min January 1, 2010

fluffy unicorns can karate

It's another way to say F--- without actually swearing :D

Oh fluffy unicorns can karate!

by TheNinjaPenguinOverlord February 20, 2011

Open a whole can of beans

A term used by a famous East London gangster Ahmed Ali, when a troublesome situation arises when a decision or action produces a subsequent problem.

"Oh no mark! Don't do that, you are going to open a whole can of beans!"

by AhmedTheG October 30, 2020

what can a gal do

when a gal is in quite a bind and not sure what to do.

dang it. I just dropped my drink. what can a gal do¯\_(ツ)_/¯

by ecaswimmer January 15, 2016

I can change him

Phrase used by a girl who wants to buy a crappy guy for cheap, invest in him and then hold on when he's changed. Usually never works out.

"He's actually really leng, I think I can change him"

by ARandomLucas January 2, 2023

Empting the whip cream can

masterbating,jacking off

Kyle was "empting the whip cream can" because he was horny and his girlfriend was at school.

by Panasonic Wolf May 30, 2016