Baseball Trainer

During anal sex, the man pulls out and injects the woman in the backside with steroids without telling her first. When she turns around to investigate, the man shoots his sperm into her eye.

"I was did a baseball trainer last night."
"You gave a woman steroids and jizzed in her eye?"
"Yup."

by Spermtastic Lover June 11, 2009

Basecakes

Basecakes is a substitution for the word basically. It spurs from the shortened version of basically, "base." However, someone thought it would be cool to add the word "cakes" after it.

Person 1: "So she dumped you for no reason?"
Person 2: "Basecakes."
Person 1: "What the hell is a basecake?"
Person 2: "A cake of the base."

by Aioazech June 14, 2009

Basement Ripping

The act of getting retardedly high, then going into your basement, turning off the lights, and listening to mind-shredding, brain-scrambling dubstep at extreme volumes.

Hey dude, You wanna blaze then go basement ripping until one of us falls into a coma?
Yea, that won't take long.

by Spark Blaze Toke November 29, 2010

Based

1. The foundation of a story or reasoning ; the inspiration from
2. some weird ass gen z slang that means cool

1. The story was based off of a pirate that's not too known today.
2. Honestly man, playing Genshin is pretty fuckin' cringe. Halo kinda based though...

by KiddKraft November 22, 2021

Four Bases

French. Feel. Finger. Fuck.

Guy 1: Dude, we totally hit all four bases in our relationship.
Guy 2: Niiiiice.

by ezasaurus December 14, 2011

baseball bat betty

That chick you know that, despite never having sex with another person, is a complete and open slut. She dresses in an overly exposing fashion, wears an an excessive amount of make-up in futile attempt to look "pretty", openly admits to their own sexual fantasies and sexual acts, and can probably take a baseball bat down to the knob.

Guy: YO did you meet up with that chick last night?
Solo: Yeah, we hung. Why?
Guy: Did you... you know...?
Solo: What? Oh HEAVENS no! She's totally a baseball bat betty.

by Solo Smith March 24, 2008

Basement Fairy

A man over the age of 18 that lives in his mothers basement, playing Call of Duty and most likely has an Match.com account. They lack social skills needed to survive in the real world, and their mother threatens them to leave at least once a week. They are usually fans of monster energy drinks and they have their mom drop them Mcdonalds though the laundry shoot. They probably have a website selling mods for ps3 and make about $12 each month. Another thing that can make you a basement dweller is having a World of Warcraft account.

Did you read the biography about the guy who invented World of Warcraft? Yeah, he is a hardcore Basement Fairy.

by Austin Shaheen December 31, 2010