Fap Attack

The sudden urge to masturbate...

While the Pastor gave his sermon Krys experienced a sudden fap attack.

by ShankMasterKrys August 20, 2013

pandemic attack

A sort of panic attack.A sickness when you feel like the place you stay in,because of the pandemic,is coming to you.Making you feel like you have no place to move.Or when you feel like over-thinking is the thinking you over-think at one point.

Patient:Sometimes I feel like I can't breathe,doc.The walls are coming at me.This quarantine has massed me up.
Doctor:You're having pandemic attacks.Comepletely expected in a time like 2020.

by lopez_2020 December 28, 2020

crotch attack

When your crotch attacks your shorts or pants in an unappealing manner. Examples: camel toe, moose knuckle, frog eye.

She is currently expressing a crotch attack in her nether regions.

by Forbiddenness March 9, 2019

Personal attacks

That personal attacks aren't what made shit-dick have a mental breakdown.

Hym "The personal attacks are almost always in addition to actual criticism of your positions and/or debate tactics. So, no. That isn't reality. And you're literally pretending to be a guy to get women. You can't cite THE GUY YOU'RE PRETENDING TO BE'S lack of relationships when you are pretending to be the guy to get relationships! No, really. You're either a JP sycophant or a molestee. You weren't relevant after the Jesse Lee Peterson debate. You were fading into obscurity. Jordan Peterson (Or his wife, it's more likely his wife) contacted everyone who was associated with my work here on Urban Dictionary

. And now you're acting out this pathetic, manufactured solidarity... Against a guy who ISN'T WRONG... So the audience can learn a lesson about what happens if people are trying to manufacture schizophrenia and, instead of murdering their kids, you do something other than murder kids? And that's your plan? Don't react to a targeted stalking harassment campaign by threatening kids... Or we'll MAKE YOU murder our kids? I mean, it's what I would expect from your kind but still... What's the lesson here? If you're being cyber-stalked and harassed... Just take the misdiagnosis be stalked and harassed because people need to protect their kids from the people they are stalking and harassing? It that it? Is it YouTubers pretend to care about things for pseudo-fame and money but really they're solipsistic garbage who would actively antagonize a guy into murdering your daughter? THAT'S THE ONE! That right there! THAT'S the lesson we can all learn from this... Wait... Maybe it's personal attacks lead to sex with pornstars... Sometimes? Hopefully yes!"

by Hym Iam May 19, 2024

Jack Attack

Someone called jack who gets roasted by a 12 year old.

The Jack Attack Roast -

"Jack no one got ya back
Your under attack
Your so dumb you might as well be on crack
Go get a life and friends

Good one before you meet your hopefully painful end"

by 403030509021625161 May 11, 2020

GATOATTACK (GATO ATTACK)

Hispanic/Latino slang for eating pussy.

Gato is the Spanish word for Cat. Cat being slang for woman’s pussy.

A GATO ATTACK or GATOATTACK is when someone eats a girl’s “cat.”

It also implies the person finds pleasure in ensuring a female partner reaches orgasm threw being eaten out.

Enjoys going down of female partner.

Im really into GATO ATTACK.

I ATTACKED her GATO last night.

I’m gonna ATTACK the cat. I’m gonna GATO ATTACK.

That one brown bearded Content Creator is really GATOATTACKs. I think his name is GATOATTACK?

GATOATTACK (GATO ATTACK)

by I hate waffles November 21, 2021

female shark attack

When your girl makes you bang her on her period

Poor Allan he was involved in a female shark attack last night I think he is still in the shower

by Greek island October 11, 2015