security card

A term used by scammers to refer to gift cards, typically for the company they are impersonating, in order to trick victims into sending them money under the false pretence of keeping their account secure.

Sir, go to your nearest store and buy a $100 security card so your Amazon account won't get hacked.

by childishbeat March 25, 2023

Cards Against Humanity

A satirical party game designed by a demon who lives in Dick Cheney’s asshole.

When Wil Wheaton played Cards Against Humanity on his web show Tabletop, it was amazing.

by iiHxrbie November 24, 2021

cards against humanity

the game that should never be played with your parents...NEVER

I just played Cards Against Humanity with my parents, it was a mistake.

by Thepenispull December 14, 2021

credit carding the soap

When you take a bar of soap and slide it between your ass cheeks to clean them. This is commonly done at hotels when the toilet user forgets to bring wet wipes, makes a mess, and has no access to a bidet. So, the alternative is to take a shower, wash off the excess with water, and swipe the hotel bar of soap between your ass cheeks (like a credit card) to clean them.

Friend 1: You were in the bathroom a while; are you alright?
Friend 2: Yeah, I was credit carding the soap. I got food poisoning, and I forgot to bring wet wipes AND get a hotel room with a bidet.
Friend 1: We all make mistakes sometimes.

by BoberryBaggins February 16, 2025

Trading V card

Trading someone's V card to someone else, typically done as a joke or to flex how many people you took a v card from

Person 1: OMG PERSON 2 HAS SO MANY V CARDS!?
Person 2: surprisingly yea, wanna trade some?
Person 3: I only have insert random name's...

Person 1: oh we are Trading V cards
Person 4: is that my v card... in someone else's hand...???

by help_me_omg November 01, 2023

rizznus card

Business card but for when youre spitting game and wanna give someone your number.

Person 1: Man I met this fineee woman at the club last night
Person 2: No way, did you get her number?
Person 1: Nah, I just pretended to drop my rizznus card and asked her if it was hers
Person 2: She is def not texting you
Person 1: You right

by nahnowaythisreal February 23, 2024

card person

Someone who takes great pride in writing thoughtful cards.

Oh, that's why you were stressing out about the card. I forgot, you're a card person."

by BoopBeeeeep February 17, 2022