Jew LARPing

A person who thinks that Jewish people are responsible for everything bad and controls every aspect of their life.

Person 1: I stubbed my toe. Goddamn Jews

Person 2: Stop Jew LARPing.

by thisisadefinitionofathing July 7, 2019

Jew-Fro

To feel small, insignificant or demeaned by a friend or acquaintance.

Friend 1: You have very narrow shoulders and a small head!

Friend 2: Don't make me jew-fro you slag!

by Anthrax11 March 11, 2010

Jew-boy

a nice rich person

yo jew-boy

by Inevitables May 13, 2018

land of the jews

where jon stewart hangs out

''im horny''

by ty December 13, 2003

Jew-blocking

When someone, not nescessarily jewish, attempts to do something stereotypically jewish (trying not to pay, trying to steal money, breaking glasses etc...) and then someone intervenes making them unable to carrying their plan out.

"no i wont pay for you, you're going to have to pay ypur half"

"Dude, dont be jew-blocking me"

by The orginal shermantrix October 26, 2009

Jew Drop

When one accidentally ashes ones ciggarette while looking for an ashtray

Dude, did you really just Jew Drop on my carpet! The ashtray is right here!

by Cowboy2211 July 8, 2011

Earth Jew

A racist type of phraseology used to describe a type of Jew, a very offensive word.

Derived from the basis there are four types of Jew; Fire Jews, Air Jews, Water Jews and Earth Jews.

by earthjew November 21, 2011