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VAGINTINES DAY

If you a single chick and on valentines day, 14th February, you are at home alone, sitting and fingering herself while crying, the chick is having a vagintines day with herself.
Oh shame, that woman sitting over there had a vagintines day the other week.
by RUGGA MAN September 23, 2010
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Fro Day

Melvin: when did I grow this Afro? I'm having a Fro Day and I need to get a haircut.

Devin: dude, your hair has been tht ugly forever. We've all been waiting for this Fro Day.
by Shawty b u f f <3 July 1, 2011
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Fat Day

A day of the week/month in which you deside you will eat whatever you want, usually including your friends in it.
When we get to the cinema, we're having a fat day! We'll buy huge popcorn packs and tons of jellies!
by NightOwl5 January 20, 2014
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Laundry Day

When 3 or more dudes get butt naked and do each others laundry in a very Homo Erotic manner.
Casey, Mike, Bam, Rob and James always made time for Laundry Day. Sometimes they would do laundry 3 or 4 times in the same day.
by Rexlba March 30, 2021
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Futanari Day

Futanari Day is May 1st. On this day, everyone gets fucked by a futanari women whether they realize it or not. If you have a girlfriend, fiance, or wife, they'll become a futa.
Dale: Oh hey there, Diana-...why do you have a cock...?
Diana: Because it's Futanari Day sweetheart~
Dale:...oh. I'm not complaining one bit~
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day wrecker

Any object/person/situation that can mess up your day.
Man, I didnt drink my double espresso in the morning. What a day wrecker.
by desi dunnit October 7, 2014
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An Apple A Day

The Apple has incomprehensible power equatable to god’s power having one a day could give you the power to stop the doctor.
by Steve White January 27, 2021
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