Soccer Fag

A so called Male (Females are alright) who thinks they are masculine enough to play a sport but still too scared to play a real sport, so known as a soccer fag.

Apart from Being sooks in the field their sooks and shit blokes off it, from having Lemon and Herb at Nandos to tuning your ex within days they are all kind of shit Blokes.

Loo over there, he’s with my Ex what a fag, i bet he’s a soccer fag

by Sir Steven Peter Devereux Smit February 27, 2020

Fag Work

When government employees get paid to stand around holding their dicks. Or a Synonym to Bitch Work .

"Man, my boss has got me doing the fag work today. "

by Mikey Fresh506 May 20, 2020

Truck Fag

A broad term, as it covers a wide array of people, from douchey 20-year olds who own lifted trucks with Five Finger Death Punch stickers on the back window, to 45-year old white dudes who own a work truck, but never seem to be working. They can be spotted driving around town, going grocery shopping, or waiting 3 hours in line for an oil change, all while they should be at work. They truly believe that they are the shit, and are obnoxiously loud and rude to anyone and everyone.

You know Josh? Heard his dad bought him a new Ford F150 with a lift kit installed. What a truck fag.

by BIGXSCHMEAT September 8, 2020

Fag Butter

It's the spit on a cigarette (fag) after someone bums a drag from you.

This bitch just left fag butter and then asked me if I had another.

by noobzthemovie April 26, 2017

Fag bender

A straight guy who gets high/drunk and bangs a bunch of dudes one weekend.

I drank a bunch of Boones Farm Friday night and woke up Sunday with a sore ass and a stinky dick. Worst fag bender ever....

by Bronco Spurlock February 24, 2017

Fag Newton

A homosexual friend that shows up to a location with baked goods (your house, a party, a picnic, etc).

Why? Because a cookie is just a cookie, but Fag Newtons are fruits with cake.

Husband: The neighbor came over last night. He brought us some cupcakes.
Wife: What a Fag Newton.

Gay Guy 1: We're going over to the neighbors' tonight.
Gay Guy 2: Should we take anything with us?
Gay Guy 1: Don't be a Fag Newton.

by SpooN Foy January 30, 2018

false fagging

When a guy goes to a gay bar and pretends to be gay just so he can get free drinks.

I was broke, but fiending for some alcohol. So I put on a tight pair of pants and started false fagging at a gay bar.

by Crampy Toes September 1, 2013