Limp Wrist Dirty Dicks

Slang term for homosexual males.

Limp wrist implise the campness and female like act of the stereotypical gay man.

And

Dirty dicks is becuase of the anal sex that gays have.

"If that limp wrist dirty dick touches me i am gonna fucking drop the cunt"

by Dan Rodgers November 20, 2004

dick cookie touch down

Hot and Gooey. Fresh out of the oven. When the home team scores ,Cum on a girl's face while you're eating a cookie and watching football.

My girlfriend was pissed when i gave her a dick cookie touch down.

by The Black Muffin Man November 13, 2013

National Dick Suck Day

It doesn't matter if you're a boy or a girl April 15th is National Dick Suck Day. So get on your knees and get down there

National Dick Suck Day means it's time to get down and get to sucking

Guy: Ay baby I heard it was April 15th...
Girl: well then I guess I need knee pads cause it's time to get low...

by The Remembrance May 25, 2018

Back Door Dick Taker

1) n. A male who like large penises rammed in his rectum.
2) n. Any person who prefers anal sex

Did you see Jacob the back door dick taker get fucked in the ass last night?!

by Evan Wheeler September 15, 2008

buck tooth dick skinner

some one giving someone head and getting their dick skin ripped off

dustin peck ripping the skin off someones dick because he is a buck tooth dick skinner

by dustin peck November 11, 2007

shit and dick and ass and fart

A pithy phrase once uttered in moments of extreme displeasure when one was about thirteen years of age and growing up in an affluent suburb of Sydney

shit and dick and ass and fart! I just lost a game of Subbutteo against Richie's less popular elder brother, Stevie.

by MrChimper April 25, 2011

NDS ( Nasty Dick Syndrome )

NDS: Stands for Nasty Dick Syndrome. Used when a male penis is not visually apleasing, odorous, or justa plane nasty.

Friend: So how did it go with Barbara last night?
Person with NDS: Not that good.
Friend: Why is that? I thought she really liked you.
Person with NDS: She did, it was going well until we were about to have sex.
Friend: Why was your dick not big enough?
Person with NDS: No i just got NDS.
Friend: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you got Nasty Dick Syndrome.
NDS ( Nasty Dick Syndrome )

by Sand Warrior February 24, 2014