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its natural prank your cousins

*leaves a bunch of cockroaches in ur bed*
by WHATTHEFA April 21, 2023
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Whatever Blanks Your Blank

Chris Hansen's way of saying whatever floats your boat. Origin: all the times he replaces an inappropriate word with "blank" on the show To Catch a Predator.
Pred: I wasn't gonna do anything, I swear
Chris Hansen: Whatever blanks your blank.
by Pialinist April 22, 2023
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Law on abandonment of your women to man

It is illegal for the women you are talking to, to leave you for no apparent reason causing the man sadness depression. Such an act can result in life in prison or the death sentence. Under California Penal Code 4E-26b
Law on abandonment of your women to man is You the man are on the phone with your girl and she wants to hang up and leave but the man says he doesn’t want you to go/leave it is therefore unlawful under California Penal Code 4E-26b
by The Lawmaker April 23, 2023
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GO DIG YOUR OWN GRAVE!

1. When you want to murder someone in a hot tempered fury but in-spite of your anger you care so little for them that you'd rather that they dig a hole six feet deep and 6 feet long with a shovel and after doing such back braking labor climb inside of said hole and bury them self alive so you don't have to do it for them.

2. when used repeatedly it implies they should undertake this task right now and stop doing anything else they might've been doing or have planed for the rest of there life.
Peter: " Hey Jose, do you like to suck gay dicks? or just you father penis?'

Jose: "GO DIG YOUR OWN GRAVE! YOU LIMEY FUCKER!!!! "

Peter: " ummm..."

Jose: "DIG YOUR OWN GRAVE, DIG YOUR OWN GRAVE, DIG YOUR OWN GRAVE!"

Peter: " alright I'll get a shovel... just tell my wife I love..."

Jose: " SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH!!! and DIG!"
by Pissed-off-'BERTA-Bastard April 25, 2023
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your younger self

Your younger self:waches paw patrol
You now: *cringes
by i honesty have no idea April 26, 2023
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Upgrade Your Shade

Used when the shade someone is throwing is overused, or poorly conceived.
- "You’re more eager than Trump at a tanning convention!"

- “Really?? — You need to upgrade your shade!”
by adroxx April 26, 2023
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