goatee dick stain

someone who says retarded bullshit like "sometimes the things that arent real are realer then the things that are real"trey

trey goatee dick stain

by blah b;la June 9, 2010

Dick me down dan

Term used only in the Bay Area. Commonly used as an insult to someone or joking comment.

Example: "Hey wanna go to the movies tonight?"

"Why? You tryna dick me down Dan?"

by Justin THE YAY September 11, 2016

Limp Wrist Dirty Dicks

Slang term for homosexual males.

Limp wrist implise the campness and female like act of the stereotypical gay man.

And

Dirty dicks is becuase of the anal sex that gays have.

"If that limp wrist dirty dick touches me i am gonna fucking drop the cunt"

by Dan Rodgers November 20, 2004

National Dick Suck Day

It doesn't matter if you're a boy or a girl April 15th is National Dick Suck Day. So get on your knees and get down there

National Dick Suck Day means it's time to get down and get to sucking

Guy: Ay baby I heard it was April 15th...
Girl: well then I guess I need knee pads cause it's time to get low...

by The Remembrance May 25, 2018

dick cookie touch down

Hot and Gooey. Fresh out of the oven. When the home team scores ,Cum on a girl's face while you're eating a cookie and watching football.

My girlfriend was pissed when i gave her a dick cookie touch down.

by The Black Muffin Man November 13, 2013

Back Door Dick Taker

1) n. A male who like large penises rammed in his rectum.
2) n. Any person who prefers anal sex

Did you see Jacob the back door dick taker get fucked in the ass last night?!

by Evan Wheeler September 15, 2008

buck tooth dick skinner

some one giving someone head and getting their dick skin ripped off

dustin peck ripping the skin off someones dick because he is a buck tooth dick skinner

by dustin peck November 11, 2007