A cheerful non sequitur and glorious escape hatch from awkward, controversial, or brain-melting conversations. When someone exclaims, “I found a purple rock!”, they are essentially waving a shiny distraction to derail a discussion that has taken an uncomfortable, heated, or overly complicated turn. It is the verbal equivalent of changing the subject faster than you can say tax policy or crypto investing.
Use it when the conversation drifts toward politics, religion, sex, or any other topic that makes you wish you were home talking to your cat. The beauty of it? Nobody can argue with a purple rock.
Author’s Note:
Inspired by years of dodging family dinner debates and surviving small talk with strangers. Because sometimes, the only way out of a bad conversation is geological.
Use it when the conversation drifts toward politics, religion, sex, or any other topic that makes you wish you were home talking to your cat. The beauty of it? Nobody can argue with a purple rock.
Author’s Note:
Inspired by years of dodging family dinner debates and surviving small talk with strangers. Because sometimes, the only way out of a bad conversation is geological.
Example:
A: “So, how do you really feel about the election results?”
B: “I found a purple rock!”
A: “…Cool! Where?”
Example:
A: “So how’s your love life going?”
B: “I found a purple rock!”
A: “So, how do you really feel about the election results?”
B: “I found a purple rock!”
A: “…Cool! Where?”
Example:
A: “So how’s your love life going?”
B: “I found a purple rock!”
by Thejocdoc November 7, 2025
Get the I found a purple rock!mug. Hello, Dr.Clementine, due to my terminal testicle cancer I’ve just been feeling a little, fat-I-gued.
by Freddy Krueger’s Dreamcatcher January 15, 2022
Get the Fat-I-Guedmug. Type your definition here...
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by rhugogiuy5878754478 October 18, 2025
Get the i eat food😊87r8fu5g5tw0jey89gtjhyukmug. Song lyric from Agora Hills by Doja Cat released in September 2023 which belongs to popular TikToker Prayag Mishra.
Used to make fine thirsty hot capcut edits of him on TikTok.
Used to make fine thirsty hot capcut edits of him on TikTok.
“I notice the edits are changing, now it’s a little box that zooms and in like KISSING I HOPE THEY CAUGHT US”
- Prayag Mishra
- Prayag Mishra
by KISSING I HOPE THEY CAUGHT US November 25, 2023
Get the kissing i hope they caught usmug. by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 3, 2025
Get the <.0.6.7.6.0.>I AM The Greatest Ninja In THe WOrld<.0.6.7.6.0.>mug. Blonde male with a crown and mask on chin, looking around and grinning: "May I please have a water?"
Woman: Oh my god!
Woman: Oh my god!
by Talking Ben Nigger December 12, 2023
Get the May I please have a water?mug. by Esquire Ink June 4, 2023
Get the i bought you a sodamug.